2015.4.1愚人節:告訴你一個不一樣的愚人節!

April Fool's Day, 愚人節？萬愚節？幽默節？你想怎麼叫都可以！本意是在春分期間，天氣多變像是大自然給人類開玩笑，現在已經演變成大家互開玩笑互相愚弄的好日子~如果你在這天被人調戲，被人表白，被人發卡，被人狂虐……都不要太當真哦！（但是萬一是真的……請問自己點個蠟）

The History of April Fool's Day： April Fool's Day is traditionally a day to play practical jokes on others, send people on fool's errands, and fool the unsuspecting. No one knows how this holiday began but it was thought to have originated in France. 傳統上來講，愚人節這一天，人們可以相互搞惡作劇，騙人跑腿，欺騙不知情的人。沒人知道這個節日是怎麼來的，但人們普遍認為它源自法國。

How to spend April 1st： Wake up early on April Fool's Day. Do her makeup while she sleeps, paint her nails different colors, anything to give her a surprise when she finally wakes up. 在愚人節早晨早早醒來。趁著室友還在睡覺的時候給她畫個妝，或者給她的指甲塗上不同顏色的指甲油，做些讓她醒來之後會讓她大吃一驚的事。

 

Messages for Happy April Fool's Day： Psychological test: If you and the coward race, you want to: 1 you run fast; as fast; you coward slower than… answer: you than beasts also a beast; you are beasts; beast than you! Happy April Fool's Day! 心理測試：如果你和狗熊賽跑，你希望：1你跑得快；2一樣快；3你比狗熊慢…答案：1你比禽獸還禽獸；2你就是禽獸；3你禽獸不如！愚人節快樂！

 

Ways to anny people on April 1st：

Empty the paper out of the main printer/copier.

Print out a phony pink slip and leave It in their mailbox.

Set a password on someone’s screensaver.

清空印表機/複印機的紙。

列印一張假解聘通知書放到他們的信箱裡。

給別人的屏保設置密碼

 

Google's Hilarious April Fools Jokes： Since 2000, Google has published one or more gags each year, according to Wikipedia, except for two years -- 2001 and 2003. More recently, Google has taken the tradition to another level; the company staged 17 gags last year and in 2009. 根據維基百科，從2000年以來，除了2001和2003，其他幾年裡谷歌都至少會開一個玩笑。近兩年它們已經將傳統發展至一個新的高度，2009和2010兩年分別開了17個玩笑。（精力真旺盛……）

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