1、我想你一定不知道我有多麼的愛你
I think you don't know how much I love you
嗯，這就對了
Well, that's right
因為父愛是無聲的嘛
Because a father's love is silent
2、其實我們在一千多年前就認識了
In fact, we have known each other for over a thousand years
怎麼可能
How is it possible
我記得那時候的你總喜歡追在我的身後
I remember at that time you always like to chase after me
那時候我還叫呂洞賓
At that time I was also called Lu Dongbin
3、我想問你，如果有一天你沒有腳，那你還需要穿鞋嗎？
I want to ask you, if one day you have no feet, then you still need to wear shoes?
不會吧
Won't!
那我請問你穿什麼BRA
What BRA are you wearing, please
4、親愛的，你喜歡玩水嗎？
Do you like to play with water, dear?
喜歡啊
Like ah
那你去把碗洗了吧
Then go and wash the dishes.
5、你覺得你是我最好的朋友嗎？
Do you think you are my best friend?
當然是啦
Is, of course!
哦，我剛才聽到別人說狗是人類最好的朋友。
Oh, I just heard someone say that a dog is man's best friend.
6、要讓我說出我男朋友的優點啊，我覺得總結起來就六個字：「太會挑女朋友了」。
to let me say my boyfriend's good points, I think it summed up in six words: "what a good girlfriend."
7、我們今天來玩一個互相誇對方的遊戲吧！你先說
let's play a game to praise each other! You say first
你長得真不錯
You look great
哈哈哈，你眼光也不錯。
Hahaha, you have a good taste.
8、我給你出個題看你能不能答對，我有十把傘，送出去兩把，還剩多少把？
I give you a question to see if you can answer, I have ten umbrellas, give out two, how many is left?
八把（爸爸）
Eight (dad)
哎，真乖！
Oh, good boy!
9、我想問你一個問題，但是你只需要回答我知道或者不知就可以了。
I want to ask you a question, but you just have to answer that I know or don't know.
好的
good
你這麼蠢，你家裡人知道嗎？……
You're so stupid, does your family know that?...
10、你在幹嗎？
What are you doing?
我在和全世界最美麗最溫柔的女人聊天
I'm talking to the most beautiful and gentle woman in the world
你是在說我嗎？哎呀，說的人家都不好意思了
Are you talking about me? Oh, said the others are embarrassed
不是，她一直沒回我，所以我只好跟你聊了
No, she never answered me, so I had to talk to you.
11、龜兔又要重新賽跑了，但是這一次，他們請了一個豬裁判，你猜它們誰最後會贏？
（只要他回答了，那就說明他是那個豬裁判，哈哈哈）
tortoise rabbit again to race, but this time, they invited a pig judge, you guess who will win in the end?
(As long as he answers, that means he's the pig judge, hahaha)
12、你平時上完廁所，是用右手擦還是左手擦屁股？
you usually go to the toilet, with the right hand wipe or the left hand wipe your bottom?
用右手啊
With the right hand!
哦，我們都是用紙的，原來你是用手擦的。
Oh, we use paper, so you use your hands.
13、親愛的，我今天給你變個魔術，讓你忘記自己是豬的事實。
Dear, I will make a magic trick for you today, let you forget that you are a pig.
我本來就不是豬
I'm not a pig.
你看，神奇吧，你現在就忘了。
You see, it's amazing. You forget it now.
14、我可以向你要個東西嗎？
Can I ask you for something?
要什麼
To want what
要你呀
Want you!
15、如果我成功的套路到你了，那真是實在不好意思，
if I succeed in the routine to you, that is really really sorry,
因為我是故意的
Because I did it on purpose
哈哈哈哈
Ha ha ha ha