1、一覺醒來，以為自己長高了，原來是被子蓋橫了。
When I woke up, I thought I was growing tall. It turned out that the quilt was covered horizontally.
2、昨天不是剛起過床嗎？今天怎麼又要起床。
Didn't you just get up yesterday? How can I get up again today.
3、早起的人那麼多，憑什麼我是最好看的那個。
There are so many early risers. Why am I the best one?
4、大家好，我來表演一個秒醒。早安！
Hello everyone, I'll show you a second wake up. good morning!
5、起床是一種能力，懶床是一種技術，我能力有限，技術卻很高。
Getting up is a kind of ability. Staying in bed is a kind of technology. My ability is limited, but my technology is very high.
6、每天醒來，看到自己的美貌，我的一天又充滿了力量。
Every day when I wake up and see my beauty, my day is full of power.
7、通往富婆之路的一天開始了。
The day began on the road to the rich woman.
8、早起的意義在於擁有午睡。
The meaning of getting up early is to have a nap.
9、早安！對我好一點，我和我的可愛都給你。
Good morning! Be nice to me. I'll give you myself and my lovely.
10、毀掉一首歌的最好方式就是將它設為鬧鐘。
The best way to ruin a song is to set it as an alarm clock.
11、又是新的一天，光明正大懶被窩。
It's a new day, just lying in bed.
12、被窩是天堂開在人間的分店。
Bedding is heaven's branch in the world.
13、生活不可愛，但我很可愛。早安！
Life is not lovely, but I am. good morning!
14、我要去擁抱太陽了，早安！
I'm going to embrace the sun. Good morning!
15、凡事想得開，生活自然嗨。早安！
Everything is open, and life is natural. good morning!
16、早安，我要出去走走了，畢竟這麼好看的一張臉總是藏在家裡，是社會的一大損失。
Good morning, I'm going out for a walk. After all, such a beautiful face is always hidden at home, which is a great loss to the society.
17、起床了，我幫你把太陽掛起來。早安！
Get up. I'll help you hang up the sun. good morning!
18、一早想不出什麼文案，但你最好給我點讚。早安！
I can't think of any copywriting in the morning, but you'd better give me some praise. Good morning!
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