越長大你就越會知道，現在的成年人啊，除了容易掉頭髮，容易發胖，容易崩潰以外，其他的都不容易。
The older you get, the more you realize that today's adults aren't easy except for hair loss, weight gain, and crash.
沒關係，你就這樣心安理得的混吃等死，我想總有一天你也會遇到那個不要車，不要房，也不要你的那個女孩。
It doesn't matter, you are so comfortable mix eat to die, I think one day you will also meet that don't have a car, don't have a house, don't want you that girl.
其實這個世界上那些大多數的宅男宅女都只不過是因為窮罷了，要是有錢，誰又願意一放假就窩在家裡呢？
In fact, most of the women in the world who stay indoors for a long time are simply poor. If they have money, who would like to stay at home for a holiday?
現在有些人啊，別人都脫單，他就比較厲害了，他脫髮！
Now some people, others are off alone, he is more severe, his hair loss!
或許你真正地去談一場戀愛的話，那麼你很快就會明白，原來一個人單身的日子是有多麼地爽。
Maybe if you do get into a relationship, you'll soon realize how great it is to be alone.
我覺得晚上躺著睡不著真是太浪費時間了，你想那翻來覆去睡不著的一個小時，要是拿來看手機多好啊，反正躺著也是躺著。
I think lying awake at night is such a waste of time. If only you could look at your phone for an hour of tossing and turning.
世界這麼大，我想去看看，本來我也想要學別人賣了房子出去瀟灑走一回的，可是我突然發現原來我沒有房子。
The world is so big, I want to have a look, originally I also want to learn others sold the house to go out to walk smartly once, but I suddenly found that I did not have a house.
當代年輕人的生活現狀，用著六位數的密碼，保護著銀行卡那兩位數的餘額。
Today's young people are using six-digit passwords to protect their two-digit bank balances.
這個世界上有一種奇怪的本能，就是人在逼急了的時候，可以激發出自己的潛能，比如跑步，但是好像唯獨一件事情在被逼急的情況下做不了，那就是高數題！
There is a strange instinct in this world that when people are pressed, they can inspire their potential, such as running, but only one thing seems to be unable to do under the condition of being pressed, that is, the high number problem!
沒關係呀，你就這樣悄悄地瞞著大家熬夜，記得明天都熬夜呀，答應我，就這樣把自己熬成地中海，然後亮瞎所有人的眼。
It doesn't matter, you stay up so quietly, remember to stay up tomorrow, promise me, so boil yourself into the Mediterranean, and then light the eyes of everyone.
關於愛情這種事情，那些醜的人就需要套路，而那些好看的人只要一句「在嗎」！
About love this kind of thing, those ugly people need a routine, and those good-looking people just a "in"!
友情提醒：你們要對自己的對象好一點，畢竟他們還是這個世界上眼光最好的人呢！
A word of caution: Be nice to your partner. After all, they have the best eyes in the world.
小時候的我總是想，長大後我是買一套房還是多買幾套呢？長大以後我才發現，當時的我想的真的是太多了。
When I was young, I always thought, when I grow up, should I buy a house or buy more sets? When I grew up, I found that I really thought too much.
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