我哥已經老大不小的了，但是還沒有女朋友，於是他就成了我媽每天嘮叨的重點對象，我媽總是說，你看你姐，你妹都已經結婚了，你現在連個對象都沒有，你怎麼這麼讓人操心啊！
後來我哥終於被嘮叨得不耐煩了，於是回了一句：「你把她們都生成了女的，而我是個男的，本來這個起點就不一樣，還整天拿我跟他們比，你怎麼能怪我呢？」
My brother is already a big boy, but he has no girlfriend, so he became the focus of my mother's nagging every day, my mother always said, look at your sister, your sister are already married, now you even have no object, you how so people worry about it!
Finally, my brother got tired of being nagged, so he replied, "You made them all women, but I am a man, originally this starting point is different, still compare me with them all the time, how can you blame me?"
以前上大學的時候，臨近寒假，我室友便提議我們今晚通宵一起打牌，可是我擔心宿管阿姨會突襲檢查，我便沒有跟他們一起打牌，早早的就上床睡覺了。後半夜的時候，阿姨果然來到了我們宿舍，他們三個人被當場抓住，然後阿姨又掀開我的被子，大聲的吼道：「快點起來，你別以為我不知道你在裝睡」！我…
In college, before approaching winter holiday, my roommate was proposed that we play together all night tonight, but I'm worried that there might be the raids dormitory aunt, I will not play CARDS with them, he went to bed early.
late, aunt came to our dormitory, whereof they caught in the act, three people then aunt lifted my quilt, loudly shouted: "hurry up, you don't think I don't know you're pretending to be asleep"! I……
小明和女友一起看甄嬛傳，當看到甄嬛叫皇上四郎的時候，小明不解地問女友，為什麼甄嬛要叫皇上四郎？女友回答說，因為皇上排行老四，這是暱稱，這時小明不開心了，她憤憤地對女友說：「我就從來沒有聽你叫過我暱稱」，然後女友不耐煩的說，可是你們家就你一個孩子，難道我要叫你大郎嗎？
Xiao Ming and his girlfriend to see Zhen Huan biography, when seeing zhen huan called the emperor four lang, xiao Ming did not understand to ask his girlfriend, why Zhen Huan called the emperor four lang? The girl friend answer say,
because the emperor the 4th, this is nickname, at this moment xiaoming not happy, she angrily say to the girl friend: "I have never heard you call my nickname", then the girl friend impatiently say, but your home only you a child, difficult way I want to call you big lang?
最近我那八歲的小外甥，每天都在積極認真地寫作業，我就問他：「你咋不看動畫片了？突然這麼熱愛學習啦！」他不好意思地告訴我說：「他們班上有一個女孩子喜歡他」，我聽了打趣的說道：「小小年紀，就已經體會到了愛情的力量」，這時小外甥急了：「她不高興的說，才不是，是因為她長得不好看，而且學習也不好，現在我要努力的學習，就是為了證明他跟我根本就不是一個層次的」。
Recently, my eight-year-old nephew, every day in the active and serious work, I asked him: "Why don't you watch cartoons? Suddenly I love learning so much!" He sheepishly told me: "there is a girl in his class like him,
I heard jokingly said:" at an early age, has realized the power of love ", the little nephew nasty: "she is not happy, said no, because she looks not good-looking, but learning is not good, now I will study hard, just to prove that he is not a level of" with me.
我跟別人都不一樣，我大學一畢業進公司，我們老闆就給我配了一臺30多萬的新車，還給我安排了我們公司裡技術最好的司機帶我，但是我覺得我一點都不開心，難道我練了四年的大學，就是為了來這裡學開挖掘機的嗎？
I am different from others. As soon as I graduated from university and entered the company, my boss gave me a new car worth more than 300,000 yuan and arranged me to be driven by the best skilled driver in our company. However, I don't think I am happy at all.
結語：生活本來就已經不容易了，我們就不要再為難自己了，把那些煩惱通通都丟掉丟掉，每天多笑一笑，一切都會變得美好起來的，加油！
Conclusion: life is not easy, we don't embarrass yourself, all those troubles are thrown away, every day more smile, everything will become better, come on!
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