1.你咋不上天呢？
古風：閣下何不同風起，扶搖直上九萬裡？
Who do you think you are?
Ancient style: why is it different, sir?
2.你真是辣眼睛！
古風：汝何不以溺自照？
You are such a hot eye!
Archaism: why don't you drown yourself?
3.不作就不會死
古風：上瑤樓臺皆仙色，怎耐偏登極樂，墜佛入魔！
If you don't do it, you won't die
Ancient style: all the buildings of Shangyao are immortal. How can they bear to ascend to bliss and fall to the Buddha!
4.你過來我保證不打死你
古風：我怎敢轉身，見你掌心淚痕，斷了我心中安穩，你的蕭瑟愛恨。
You come here, I promise I won't kill you
Gufeng: How dare I turn around and see the tears in your palm, which break my peace and your bleak love and hate.
5.我tm機智了。
古風：寡人果如其母之聰慧。
I'm smart.
Ancient style: I am as smart as my mother.
6.你臉大
古風：君顏上似可跑馬。
You have a big face
Ancient style: your face looks like a horse.
7.畫個圈圈詛咒你
古風：畫地成圓，祝爾長眠。
Draw a circle and curse you
Ancient style: draw the ground into a circle and wish you a long sleep.
8.給跪了
古風：膝行而前，以頭搶地。
Give me a break; orz
Ancient style: kneeling forward, grabbing the ground with the head.
9.你個笨蛋
古風：朽木不可雕也。
You idiot
Antiquity: rotten wood cannot be carved.
10.戰鬥力只有五個渣宰
古風：梧鼠之枝，不過於五。
There are only five slags in combat effectiveness
Ancient style: the branch of Chinese hamster, no more than five.
11.你特麼太機智了。
古風：才高八鬥勝子建，學富五車如東坡。
You are so smart.
Ancient style: talent is better than Zijian, and learning is as rich as Dongpo.
12.莫裝x，裝x遭雷劈。
古風：吾有舊友掉屌似汝，如今墳頭草丈五。
Don't pretend X. pretend x is struck by thunder.
Old style: I have an old friend who lost his cock like you, but now he is five years old.
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