1.生活很討厭，還好我，依舊這麼可愛！
Life Sucks, but I'm still so cute!
2.既然都要老，不如一起吧！
If we're GONNA be old, why don't we do it together!
3.幸福的道路雖然短，我們可以賴著不走啊！
Although the road of happiness is short, we can not walk!
4.懂禮貌的人都是天使，活該幸福一輩子！
Polite people are angels, deserve to be happy forever!
5.生活是自己的，盡情打扮，盡情可愛。
Life is your own. Dress up and be cute.
6.腳踏實地，但是，心要像風箏一樣飛得高。
Down to Earth, however, the heart must fly high like a kite.
7.下輩子做你的一顆牙，我難受，你也會疼。
Next life to be a tooth of yours, I feel bad, you will also hurt.
8.我身邊有趣的靈魂沒幾個，槓精一大堆。
I don't have a lot of interesting souls around me, a lot of good ones.
9.要美腿，還是要豬蹄，取決於自己這張嘴。
It's up to the mouth whether you want legs or trotters.
10.我這不是胖，因為只有龐大的身軀才能撐起我齷齪的靈魂。
I am not fat, because only a large body can support my filthy soul.
11.如果不出意外的話，白天的你會罵晚上矯情的自己噁心。
If nothing else, you'll be scolding yourself for being disgusting during the day and being pretentious at night.
12.這年頭，如果沒人哄你，請你認真地發脾氣哦！
These days, if no one coax you, please seriously lose your temper oh!
13.我們都是得瑟的小孩，給點陽光就燦爛，好了傷疤就忘了疼，別說好聽的話，我們很容易當真。
We are proud of the children, give a little sunshine will be brilliant, good scars will forget pain, do not say Nice words, we are easy to seriously.
14.今天我卜了一掛，除了我，別人都不適合你哦！
Today I read a hanging, in addition to me, other people are not suitable for you oh!
15.不忘初心，做一個有錢人，我的終極目標！
Do not forget the original intention, do a rich man, my ultimate goal!
16.最愛你的人是我，你怎麼捨得我挨餓，抓緊請我吃飯吧！
The person that loves you most is me, how do you give up me to go hungry, hurry to invite me to eat!
17.希望每個人都能收穫甜甜的愛情，而我選擇暴富！
Hope that everyone can harvest sweet love, and I choose the rich!
18.小時候最討厭的事情就是吃飯和睡覺，現在想想我咋能這麼賤呢？
When I was a kid, I hated eating and sleeping, and now I think how could I be such a bitch?
19.要沒點自我安慰的本事，還真活不到現在。
I wouldn't be alive if I didn't have something to say to myself.
20.請善待珍惜自己，因為零件不好配，貴！有錢不一定有貨！
Please be kind to cherish yourself, because the parts do not match, expensive! You don't have to be rich to have the goods!
21.和喜歡的人互道晚安，這是一天裡最後的甜。
Say Good night to someone you like. It's the last sweet of the day.
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