假如你和網上一個網友聊得好好的,突然有一天他就不理你了,那麼你就應該反思一下,是不是你開語音的時候不小心打開了攝像頭被他看到你的樣子呢?
If you have a good conversation with an online friend, and then one day he ignores you, you should think about it. Did you accidentally turn on the camera when you turned on your voice and he saw you?
其實我以前很瘦的,我想我以後的日子裡也會很瘦,只是最近呢,我想先胖一段時間,不然我這一生都沒有胖過,就會顯得我人生不太完整!
In fact, I used to be very thin, I think I will be very thin in the days after, but recently, I want to first fat for a period of time, otherwise My life has not been fat, it will appear that My life is not too complete!
假如有一天你突然發現你學生時代暗戀的女神竟然也一直默默地喜歡著你,那你知道這叫什麼嗎?這個就叫做想像力!
If one day you suddenly found that the goddess you had a crush on in your school days has been silently loving you all the time, then do you know what this is called? This is called imagination!
在這個冬天裡,我的興趣愛好就剩下了兩種,第一種是靜態,就是那種靜靜地躺在被窩裡,第二張種就是動態,就是那種在被窩裡翻個身的動態!
In this winter, my interests are left with two kinds, the first kind is static, is the kind of quiet lying in bed, the second kind is dynamic, is the kind of dynamic in the bed turn over!
不要每天都愁眉苦臉的了,你好好想想,這個世界上的單身狗又不止你這一個!
Don't frown every day, you think, the world's single dog and you are not the only one!
冬天的我們與床雙雙墜入了愛河,可是偏偏有鬧鐘這個第三者總是想要來拆散我們,真是討厭啊!
We fell in love with our bed in winter, but the third person, the alarm clock, always tried to break us up. What a nuisance!
其實或許你本來應該要成為一個很成功的人的,只不過是被一件事情耽誤了罷了,那件事情就是你太懶了。
Maybe you should have become a very successful person, but it was just delayed by one thing, that is, you are too lazy.
告訴女生們一個秘密,假如有男同事跟你吵架,你可以完全不用理會,你可以趁他不注意的時候,放幾根長頭髮在他衣服上,再噴上一點香水,我想會有人幫你修理他的!
Tell the girls a secret, if have male colleague to quarrel with you, you can completely need not pay attention to, you can take advantage of him not to notice when, put a few long hair on his clothes, spray a little perfume again, I think someone will help you repair him!
上了年紀的單身狗,我想總是會圍在你身邊轉悠,並且喜歡你身上每一處地方的,大概除了蚊子就沒有別人了吧!
Old single dog, I think will always around you around, and like you everywhere, probably in addition to mosquitoes on no one else!
你不要看我平時看起來好像笑嘻嘻很好相處的樣子,我是一個很有原則的人,比如你要是想要搶我碗裡的肉,那麼我可能連頭都給你打破!
Don't look at me as if I am smiling and easy to get along with, I am a very principled person, for example, if you want to rob my bowl of meat, then I may even be your head to break!
每個人的一生總會經歷那樣的學生時代,這個時代就是當班上一個的人作業寫錯了的時候,就會連累一個班級的學生都寫錯。
Everyone goes through a time in his or her life when one person in the class gets his or her homework wrong and the class gets it wrong.
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