一、消失了這麼久,沒發朋友圈,也沒有人發信息問問我還活著沒有?
Disappeared for so long, no friends circle, no one sent a message to ask me whether I am still alive?
二、大家晚上好,又到了我們開始迷茫抑鬱的時候了。
Good evening, everyone. It's time for us to be confused and depressed again.
三、至於為什麼我長胖了這個問題,今天我終於想想明白了,原來是我放在心裡的事情太多了,不好瘦啊!
As for why I gain weight this problem, today I finally think understand, originally is I put in the heart of things too much, not thin ah!
四、現在的我真是太想脫離單身了,我真的恨不得談3個對象來表明我想脫單的決心。
Now I really want to get out of the single, I really want to talk about three objects to show my determination to get out of the single.
五、這個天氣有多熱知道嗎?如果不小心摔一跤,你可能就會被燙傷。
Do you know how hot it is? If you don't take care to fall down, you might get burned.
六、昨天晚上散步的時候,我在小區門後撿到了一瓶六神花露水,也不知道到底是誰掉在這裡的,我想可能這就是傳說中的「六神無主」吧!
Last night for a walk, I picked up a bottle of six god toilet water after the village door, also do not know who fell here, I think this may be the legendary "six god without master"!
七、夏天總是容易被曬黑,昨晚我偷偷的拿出魔鏡,問它:「魔鏡魔鏡告訴我,我是不是這世界上最黑的人」,叫了半天,都沒反應,就在我快要放棄的時候,聽到它驚恐的說:「到底是誰在說話」?
The summer is always easy to be tanned, last night I secretly took out the mirror, asked it: "mirror mirror mirror tell me, I am not the darkest person in the world", called along while, did not respond, in I am about to give up, heard it panic said: "who is talking?
八、上次給我媽,發了一個笑話,她看完了,回復我一個哈哈哈哈的表情,我問她是不是很有意思,寫這個笑話的人有才嗎?她問我是誰?我說是我,然後她半天才回了一句說:「一天到晚的能不能幹點正事」?
the last time to my mother, sent a joke, she finished reading, replied to me a ha ha ha ha expression, I asked her is not very interesting, write the joke people have talent? She asked me who I was. I said It was me, and only after a long while did she reply, "Can you do something serious all the time?"
九、下次如果你遇到不開心的事情,可以給我語音電話呀!我會掛掉,這樣你就會更不開心了,哈哈哈哈。
Next time if you are unhappy, you can give me a voice call. I'll hang up, and you'll be even more unhappy, hahahahaha.
十、我媽從小叫教育我,要勤儉節約,不要老是亂花錢,然後長大後的我,才發現,原來根本就沒有錢讓我亂花!
My mother was called to educate me, to be industrious and thrifty, don't always spend money recklessly, and then grow up after I, only to find that there is no money for me to spend recklessly!
十一、事實證明女孩子都不喜歡抽菸的男孩子,因為剛剛我抽菸然後親了一下,我前邊的女孩子,就被打了,她男朋友下手可真重!
Facts that girls do not like smoking boys, because I just smoke and then kiss, I in front of the girl, was beaten, her boyfriend can really heavy!
十二、我來拋個硬幣吧,如果它碎了,那我今天就去跑步減肥。
I'll flip a coin. If it's broken, I'll run today to lose weight.
會持續更新更多美文圖片
16個女生版霸氣的句子,句句高冷,適合個性的你
17個溫柔到極致的句子,精緻唯美,發朋友圈點讚量超多
12個發朋友圈最精美的句子,句句經典有韻味,值得收藏