The Three Wishes
This story is about Ned and Nat,
a fairy and a sausage.
Net and Nat were hungry.
They were always hungry.
Ned worked in the fields.
Help!
One day, he helped a fairy.
" Thank you. Have three wishes," said the fairy.
Ned ran home.
" Nat! We have three wishes! " he shouted.
"Ooh! " said Nat.
"I wish for..."
"A sausage!" said Ned.
"A sausage?" said Nat.
"What a silly wish."
You fool!
But I'm hungry!
Ned was cross.
" I wish the sausage was on the end of your nose! "
And it was.
Nat was very, very, very cross.
"Oops!" Said Ned.
"Ned!" wailed Nat.
"Do something!"
" I wish the sausage was off your nose, "said Ned.
And it was.
"Now we have no wishes, "said Nat.
"But we do have a sausage! " said Ned.