火箭近日在客場124-115戰勝湖人，比賽進行到第四節時，保羅和隆多激烈衝突，最終二人雙雙被驅逐出場。
Trail Blazers ImColville1.2k points·4 hours ago
Ingram hits CP3 from like 20 feet away lmaoooooo
英格拉姆看到衝突後從後場跑過來揍保羅，笑死我了。
回覆：Ddbo925413 points·4 hours ago
Forreal though dude is like that chick from the incredibles
就像超人總動員裡面的媽媽一樣，長手長腳。
回覆： [GSW] JaVale McGee ashwinr13683 points·3 hours ago
Lakers ReallyColdMonkeys692 points·6 hours ago
Is Lance the most levelheaded person on the Lakers? This timeline is fucking weird
史蒂芬森竟然是湖人頭腦最冷靜的，這太扯淡了。
回覆：[PHO] Devin Booker Nashty10708 points·5 hours ago
You might be forgetting papa Bron fully embracing his new role as team Dad
別忘了還有老詹，現在的湖人隊裡他就像一個操勞的老父親一樣。
Spurs maximiliano2101.1k points·4 hours ago
LMAO THIS WAS WILD
「狂野西部」
回覆：Mavericks gigantism217 points·4 hours ago
The craziest thing is that Lance was in the middle of it all playing peacemaker.
史蒂芬森被西部的打架嚇壞了，竟然當起了和事佬。
回覆：Jazz saltnvinegar2639 points·4 hours ago
Lance's face when he went to stop Brandon Ingraham was hillarious. Looked like the world was about to end.
史蒂芬森攔英格拉姆時的表情太逗了，就跟遇見世界末日似的。
回覆：stityxes19 points·2 hours ago
回覆：LakersFBI_Taco_Truck32 points·4 hours ago
Better than the mayweather fight
可以，這幾下比梅威瑟都厲害。
Hornets IamOlderthanMe762 points·4 hours ago
Ingram also threw a punch at CP
英格拉姆也給了保羅一拳。
回覆：[GSW] Stephen Currydunedog223347 points·4 hours ago
Ingram came in flying.
鶯歌真是光速到達戰場。
回覆：[BOS] Eddie House ShinySuitTheory693 points·4 hours ago
Ingram managed to instigate, escalate, and come in from out of nowhere all in the same fight.
What a guy
鶯歌一直讓衝突升級，以前也是，只要有衝突他就第一個跑出來參與。
性格有點暴躁。
回覆：[MIL] Bill ZopfFKJVMMP270 points·4 hours ago
True versatility on display.
真-全能球員
回覆：Pistons throwaway_525621 points·4 hours ago
Multi position brawler
多位置「單打」手。
回覆：Pistons throwaway_525698 points·4 hours ago
Ingram was about to grab the folding chair lmao
鶯歌好像最後還想去拿摺疊椅，有點酷。
回覆：Grizzlies seKer82207 points·4 hours ago
A sucker punch at that.
鶯歌從人群裡出其不意給了一拳。
回覆：Thatdamnalex69 points·4 hours ago
Everything Ingram did was just dumb
感覺鶯歌幹的很多事都好蠢啊。
trady__baylor 605 points·4 hours ago
Blake Griffin just called the cops from the Staples』 locker room. Oh wait...
格裡芬觸景生情，在更衣室裡拿起電話撥打了911。哦，2018年了…
回覆：RocketsDoctorZzzzz281 points·4 hours ago
"HELLO POLICE? THIS IS BLAKE GRIFFIN"
「警察嗎？我是格裡芬。」
回覆：Cavaliers iLikeTurtles817201 points·4 hours ago
"CHRIS PAUL TRYIN BEAT ME UP"
「保羅想揍我！」
回覆：Raptors RookieAndTheVet109 points·4 hours ago
"I'm 6'10", 225, one of the most powerful players in the NBA... Chris Paul tryna get in here and kick my ass. Get in here quick!"
「我2米08，225磅重，是NBA最暴力的球員之一…現在保羅想揍我，你們快來啊！」
Wizards ThePhattestOne381 points·4 hours ago
Chris Paul prepping for another secret tunnel locker room attack
保羅正在秘密建造另外一條到湖人更衣室的隧道。
Pistons jbOOgi3233 points·4 hours ago
Did I hear a brawl? I love brawls
今天是打起來了嗎？我喜歡打架。
[MEM] Mike Conley AWPTeam6IsHere349 points·4 hours ago
Next Staples Center raid??
熟悉的劇情，接下來就是斯臺普斯後門突襲戰？
Thunder poison2URthorn267 points·4 hours ago
Easily my favorite part of this is Lance Stephenson being the level headed peacemaker.
反正我最喜歡的是看師弟頭回當和事佬，真有趣。
回覆：Warriors wafino185 points·4 hours ago
my guy was confused. "C'mon fellas this is basketball not MMA".
師弟懵了：「拜託我們在打比賽，又不是拳擊比賽。」
Nets douglas15445 points·4 hours ago
Ingrams punch thrown gonna cost him lots of $$
鶯歌這一拳給肖華銀行卡又充了不少錢。
回覆：Raptors Fudgicles1173 points·4 hours ago
It's always the quiet ones that are the craziest. Why tf did he have to punch CP3 for?
平時最安生的打起架來最瘋狂，他打保羅那一下圖啥？
Mavericks itspossible122 points·4 hours ago
Floyd mayweather in the background getting pumped up hahaha
梅威瑟坐在觀眾席上躍躍欲試。
Heat quiquedont 581 points·6 hours ago
Watch him try to set up a 7 figure fight with Rondo now
看起來梅威瑟好像想和隆多來一場。
Pelicans Johnny_Kilroy_84256 points·3 hours ago
Tbh Rondo spitting in CP's face is totally believable.
on the other hand, CP starting a brawl and making up that Rondo spit on him is equally if not more believable.
講道理，隆多因為保羅戳他臉回了一拳挺正常的。
但是另一方面，保羅說隆多朝他吐口水產生爭執，所以才動手的，這暫時不可信。
回覆：Sonicblue123 122 points·3 hours ago
I don’t think he 「spat」 him. But when your arguing in another mans face from an inch away, spit will fly out of your mouth
我倒覺得隆多沒有故意朝保羅吐口水，不過倆人離那麼近噴垃圾話，口水很有可能不小心飛到對面臉上。
[LAC] Doc Rivers ID-Ham2.5k points·6 hours ago
Cp3 and rondo never liked each other
保羅和隆多從來都互相不爽對方。
回覆：Clippers MothershipConnection791 points·6 hours ago
How did Doc Rivers survive both these guys
所以裡弗斯是怎麼和這幫傢伙共事的？
回覆：Lakers friedtwinkie570 points·5 hours ago
Rivers played with Anthony Mason, Derek Harper and Charles Oakley. CP3 and Rondo are probably tame after that.
裡弗斯以前和安東尼-梅森、德裡克-哈珀、查爾斯-奧克萊一起打球，保羅和隆多對他來說小意思。
Raptors Procese1.2k points·6 hours ago
What happened to Ingram tho? Did he just get pissed at Harden flopping?
所以說鶯歌為嘛推哈登？被騙到犯規心裡不爽？
回覆：sikwidit05 897 points·6 hours ago
seems like it yeah
看起來是這樣的。
回覆：Lakers morelotion733 points·6 hours ago
Who doesnt get pissed at Hardens flopping?
誰不會被哈登的「碰瓷式」上籃搞得心情極差？
07Aptos3.0k points·6 hours ago
Van Gundy with the GOAT comment:
"You gotta wonder if that tunnel between the locker rooms comes into play"
dead
範甘迪的評論笑死我了：「你們現在一定想現在更衣室那個後門還能不能用了？」
Lakers Palifaith4.8k points·6 hours ago
If you don't like WWE you don't like NBA basketball.
如果你不愛WWE，說明你不喜歡NBA。
回覆：Pistons throwaway_5256387 points·6 hours ago
I'm ready for a playoff series between these teams where game 7 is just Rondo and CP3 fighting at halfcourt, winner's team advances
我已經能想像到了，季後賽兩支隊伍相遇，搶七大戰中，隆多和保羅在中圈對決，贏得隊伍晉級。
[POR] Zach Collins Kazekid453 points·6 hours ago
Lakers games are must watch reality TV this season
本賽季湖人的比賽就跟真人秀似的。
the_techxpert 778 points·6 hours ago
Security LeBron breaking it up
老詹把場面控制住了。
回覆：[CLE] LeBron James BeogarBalken339 points·6 hours ago
Seriously he lulled Chris Paul into submission lol.
真的，老詹把暴怒的保羅勸了下來。
回覆：Level_Dreaded 1.1k points·5 hours ago·edited 5 hours ago
"Lebron, he--!"
Shush.
"But he...!"
Who's my lil guy?
"....sigh. I'm your little guy."
「老詹，他特麼--！」
噓，冷靜。
「但是，他特麼…！」
誰是我的乖孩子？
「…唉。我是你的乖孩子。」
Suns BigCountryBumgarner 527 points·6 hours ago
Game 2 boiz
賽季第二場比賽就開「打」了。
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