我已經是個成年人了，我會好好照顧自己噠，只有那些小孩子才想要被人照顧，哼，我才不想呢！
I'm an adult now. I can take good care of myself. It's only children who want to be taken care of.
今天我想再莊重地重申一遍，我哪裡是什麼想做單身貴族，我只是單純的沒人要罷了。
Today I'd like to solemnly reiterate that what makes me want to be single is that I'm simply not wanted.
像我這麼可愛的女孩子，你要是敢欺負我，那……那……那我就哭給你看。
I am such a lovely girl, if you dare to bully me, that…… That…… Then I'll cry for you.
我才不管你究竟喜不喜歡我呢，反正你要聽我的，我這麼喜歡你，那你也要這麼喜歡我呀，我不管，你就要聽我的。
I don't care whether you like me or not, but if you want to listen to me, and I like you so much, then you have to like me so, and I don't care, and you have to listen to me.
唉，雖然老子每天看你朋友圈八百遍，但是要是讓我主動找你，那是不可能的，這輩子都不可能的。
Alas, although I see your circle of friends eight hundred times a day, but if I take the initiative to find you, it is impossible, this lifetime is impossible.
畢竟我以後是要去當富婆的那種人，我才不想要被這些所謂的愛情絆倒我呢！
After all, I am going to be the kind of rich woman, I do not want to be tripped up by these so-called love!
你要是不喜歡大白兔奶糖，你就跟我說，我還可以是甜甜圈，草莓冰激凌，AD鈣奶，你說，你喜歡哪個？
If you don't like White Rabbit creamy candy, you can tell me, I can be donuts, strawberry ice cream, AD calcium milk, you say, which do you like?
我想這生活，總有一天會變好變可愛吧，如果實在不可以的話，那麼就讓我來感染它吧~變可愛~變可愛~變可愛……
I think this life, one day will become good become lovely, if it is not possible, so let me infect it ~ become lovely ~ become lovely ~ become lovely……
我才沒有被這生活打倒呢，我只不過是蹲下來撿我的糖果罷了，你看，現在我不是又站起來了嗎！
I'm not down with this life, I'm just squatting down to pick up my candy, you see, now I'm up again!
草莓奶糖甜甜圈，我在中間轉圈圈，天氣晴朗，星空燦爛，人間值得，未來可期。
Strawberry toffee donuts, I turn in the middle of the circle, the weather is clear, starry sky, the world is worth, the future can be.
如果你想成為一個可愛的女孩子，可是又不知道怎麼做的話，那麼你可以學一下我，嘻嘻！
If you want to be a lovely girl, but do not know how to do, so you can learn from me, xi Xi!
小的時候我們都是祖國的花朵，長大後，有的人長成了鬱金香，有的人長成了玫瑰，而我卻長成了棉花糖。
When we were young, we were all the flowers of our motherland. When we grew up, some people grew into tulips, some people grew into roses, but I grew into cotton candy.
是不是可愛的女孩子，命運就比較曲折，如果是這樣的話，那麼我認輸，而且輸得一塌糊塗。
Is not a lovely girl, the fate of more twists and turns, if so, then I admit defeat, and lost in a complete mess.
我勸那些可愛的女孩子，一些幼稚的話就要少說點了，免得太可愛怎麼辦。
I advise those lovely girls, some childish words to say less, lest too cute how to do.
今天蛋糕上的奶油逃跑了，臨走之前它跟我說，它還不想在這蛋糕上被吃掉！
Today the cream on the cake escaped, and before he left, he told me that he didn't want to be eaten on the cake yet!
結語：只要我們可愛積極，那麼一切都會變好的，就是那種爆好，超級好，無敵好的那種好。
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