去你的520，等到了11.11就是我們VIP狗的天下。
Go to your 520 and wait for 11.11 to be our VIP dog's world.
我是義務單身，國家又不頒發女朋友。
I am voluntary single, and the country does not award my girlfriend.
虐狗一時爽，天天虐狗天天爽。
I feel happy when I abuse a dog. I feel happy every day when I abuse a dog.
抗議520，抗議2.14，抗議7.7，還我純潔世界。
Protest 520, protest 2.14, protest 7.7, return my purity to the world.
狗糧吃多了，容易便秘，關愛單身狗，人人有責。
It's easy to constipate if you eat too much dog food. It's everyone's responsibility to care for single dogs.
小哥哥，小姐姐，今日安全可以放心出門。
Little brother, little sister, you can go out safely today.
大家都是狗，何必驕傲，一男一女的可叫狗男女。
Everyone is a dog. Why be proud? A man and a woman can be called a dog man and a woman.
為了世界和平，把愛留在人間，不要傷害單身狗。
For the sake of world peace, leave love in the world and don't hurt single dogs.
煮酒論英雄，單身狗摘盡天下鮮花。
A single dog picks all the flowers in the world.
有一種狗是用來流傳的，專業單身20年。
There is a kind of dog that is used to spread, professional single for 20 years.
「為什麼，追我」
「因為，我是單身狗」
"Why, chase me"
"Because I'm a single dog"
愛他，就送他單身狗口服液。
Love him, send him single dog oral liquid.
世上無難事，只怕單身狗找對象
Nothing is difficult in the world, just afraid of single dogs looking for a mate.
人不犯我，我不犯人，人若犯我，我必咬人。
He will not offend me, I will not. If anyone offends me, I will bite.
寶劍鋒從磨礪出，單身的苦誰來懂。
BaoJianFeng from whet out, single bitter who will understand.
遠看是條狗，近看是條東洋狗，到了眼前，哦，原來是條單身狗。
It's a dog in the distance and a Dongyang dog in the near. At present, it's a single dog.
我們是單身狗的主人，應該處處為單身狗考慮。
We are the owners of single dogs. We should think about single dogs everywhere.
孩兒立志出家門，不得對象不回家。
The child is determined to go out of the house. If he can't find the object, he won't go home.
猛獸總是獨行，單身狗才成群結隊。
The beast is always alone, the single dog is in groups.
孤獨是一個人的狂歡，狂歡是單身狗的孤獨。
Loneliness is a man's Carnival, carnival is a single dog's loneliness.
少年，停下你的腳步，回頭吧，一群單身狗等著你。
Young man, stop your steps and turn around. A group of single dogs are waiting for you.
投我以狗糧，報之以白眼。
Give me dog food, and give me white eyes.
我是北方一隻孤傲的狗，在蒼茫的原野上，等著我心愛的姑娘歸來。
你可願意讓我走進你的心扉。
I am a proud dog in the north, waiting for the return of my beloved girl in the vast field.
You are willing to let me into your heart.
放蕩不拘，是我的個性，夜不歸宿，是我的本性，單身是我高傲的座右銘。
It's my personality to be indulgent and unrestrained. It's my nature not to end at night. Being single is my lofty motto.
——陳亦殊
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