別看我這些小姐妹個個是寡王，但分析起感情來那一個個說的頭頭是道。
Although my girlfriends are all single, but from the analysis of feelings, each one said is reasonable.
寢室的一個從來沒談過戀愛的女孩子要是有男孩子追，其他室友就特別喜歡支招。如果談成了，室友就會說看看我厲害吧，聽我的沒錯；談不成，江湖上失傳已久的武功就會現世，什麼峨眉劍，三十六閉環手，九陰白骨爪。
If a girl in the bedroom who has never been in love with a boy, other roommates especially like to give advice.
If the negotiation is successful, my roommate will say, "look at me, and listen to me. If not, the martial arts lost for a long time in the world will come into the world, such as Emei sword, thirty-six closed-loop hand, nine Yin white bone claw.
我和我的閨蜜總想做富婆，但一碰面就散盡家財喝奶茶吃炸雞吃漢堡喝可樂吃火鍋。
My girlfriends and I always want to be rich women, but when we meet, we lose our wealth, drink milk tea, eat fried chicken, eat hamburger, drink coke and eat hot pot.
祝我閨蜜，資產過億！送我瑪莎拉蒂，帶我紙醉金迷！
I wish my best friend, more than 100 million assets! Send me Maserati, take me to play life!
我們女生真神奇。不管失戀、失業、和男朋友吵架、被領導罵，任何心情不好的時候就馬上殺到橙色軟體：
零食支付成功， 血槽+1
口紅支付成功，血槽+2
美容儀支付成功，血槽+6666
——哐哐下單幾件東西，就能原地復活甚至再蹦起來給世界劈個叉。
We girls are amazing. Whether you are lovelorn, unemployed, quarreling with your boyfriend or being scolded by the leader, you will immediately kill the orange software when you are in a bad mood
Snack payment succeeded, blood tank + 1
Lipstick paid successfully, blood tank + 2
Beauty instrument payment success, blood tank + 6666
——Order a few things, you can revive in situ, and even jump up to split the world.
見面不用特意化妝，吃飯不用考慮坐姿，聊天不用斟酌用語，語音前不用清嗓子，跟閨蜜在一起最舒服。
We don't need to make up when we meet, we don't need to consider the sitting posture when we have dinner, we don't need to consider the words when we chat, and we don't need to clear our throat before pronunciation. It's most comfortable to be with our best friends.
我的閨蜜群的群公告：
「你不結，我不結，養老院裡擦皮鞋；
你不嫁，我不嫁，養老院裡蹦恰恰。」
Group announcement of my best friend group:
"If you don't get married, I don't marry. We polish shoes in our nursing home;
If you don't marry, I won't. We'll dance cha cha in the nursing home. "
我只是普普通通在放學路上買個卸妝棉，走過一個炸串攤的時候正好聽到他們說：「雞排就剩最後一個了。」然後就什麼都不記得了，清醒過來的時候就已經在拿著雞排傻樂了。
我現在站在路邊，一點也不餓，但是很迷茫，搶限量思維真的害人！
I just bought a cotton pad on my way to school. When I passed a Fried String stand, I heard them say, "there's only one chicken chop left." Then I don't remember anything. When I wake up, I'm already playing with chicken chops.
I'm standing on the side of the road, not hungry at all, but I'm confused. It's really harmful to think about the limit of thinking!
【畫師：matumot】