世界上最遙遠的距離不是生與死的距離，而是冬天被窩裡和被窩外的溫度差。
The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, but the temperature difference between the quilt and outside the quilt in winter.
冬天最流氓了，總是喜歡對我凍手凍腳，每天早上起床，都要和被窩君上演：抵死纏綿、你儂我儂、戀戀不捨、含恨而去的大戲。
I'm the most rascal in winter. I always like to freeze my hands and feet. I get up every morning and I have to stage a show with the bed-laden man: lingering, you and me, reluctant, and going away with hatred.
不洗頭 不洗臉 沒錢 沒空 不約 再見。被窩,才是冬天裡最好的陪伴啊。
No hair, no face, no money, no time, no appointment, goodbye. Bedding is the best company in winter.
冬天裡最幸福的事兒之一在被窩裡多睡十分鐘。
One of the happiest things in winter is to sleep ten more minutes in the blanket.
此刻開始，我要一直窩在被窩裡，一直到明天，絕不拋棄我的床。
From now on, I will stay in bed until tomorrow, never abandon my bed.
想去哈爾濱過冬天，窩在被窩裡懶床，起來穿上厚厚的衣服去滑雪，去路邊買冰糖葫蘆，去吃火鍋。
I want to spend the winter in Harbin, lie in bed, get up and put on thick clothes to go skiing, go to the roadside to buy candied haws and eat hot pot.
冬天的早晨 我的夢想是一輩子住在被窩裡。
A winter morning. My dream is to live in a blanket all my life.
冬天最愛我的被窩了，早上難分難捨，晚上一見也是如隔三秋。
I love my quilt the most in winter. It’s hard to separate in the morning, and seeing it at night is like three autumns.
冬天虐我千百遍，我對被窩如初戀。
I abused me thousands of times in winter, and I felt like my first love to the bed.
我現在，唯一拿得起放不下的是筷子，唯一陷進去出不來的是被窩。
Right now, the only thing I can afford is chopsticks, and the only thing I can't get out is the bed.
這輩子沒有進得去出不來的，除了被窩。
There is no one who can get in or get out in this life, except for the bed.
被子生病了，我覺得我應該在床上照顧它。
The quilt is sick and I think I should take care of it in bed.
天冷了，晚上凍醒別忘了給室友掀開被子。
It's cold, don't forget to open the quilt for your roommate when you wake up at night.