以前我睡不著的時候，總是習慣性地數羊，可是自從認識你以後，我就不敢數了，因為我剛數一下，就滿腦子都是你呀！
Before I can not sleep, always used to count sheep, but since I know you, I dare not count, because I just count, it is full of you!
想要做那隻躺在你懷裡的小懶貓，就連睡覺也像是在對你撒嬌。
To be the little lazy cat that lies in your arms, even sleeping is like acting in love with you.
我也不是非要無理取鬧的，我只不過是想要先生抱抱而已嘛！
I don't have to be unreasonable, I just want a hug!
我這邊建議你立刻抱住我，畢竟現在天氣這麼高冷，而我這麼可愛暖和。
I suggest you hug me at once, after all, it is so cold and high now, and I am so lovely and warm.
就算別人再好，對我來說也沒用，因為是別人的，可是你不一樣，你是我的！還想要就這樣一頭扎進你的懷裡，被你用你的大手溫柔地揉一揉我的頭髮。
Even if someone else is good, it is useless for me, because it is someone else's, but you are different, you are mine! I want to plunge my head into your arms and have my hair gently rubbed by your big hands.
你知道我的心在哪邊嗎？首先說明不是左邊！那是哪邊？是在你那邊呀！
Do you know where my heart is? First of all, it's not the left! Which way is that? It's on your side!
你知道的，我是一個特別沒有安全感的人，所以你可不可以多說幾遍愛我呀？
You know, I am a very insecure person, so can you say love me a few times?
我超甜超可愛，所以先生要不要來把我娶回家？
I'm so sweet and so cute, so is your husband going to marry me?
以後除了我，不許多看別的女生一眼，不然我就會吃醋，還會耍小脾氣，賴在地上打滾，必須要你抱抱才能起來！
In the future, in addition to me, do not look at other girls, or I will be jealous, will play a small temper, on the ground to roll, you have to hug to get up!
我真的很喜歡你，這種喜歡不是隨便說說的喜歡，而是真的很喜歡的那種喜歡。
I really like you, this kind of like is not casually like, but really like the kind of like.
現在像我這麼懂事， 溫柔， 可愛，善良的女孩子，其實還是有很多的吧，比如我 ，還有我， 只有我。
Now as I am so sensible, gentle, lovely, kind girl, in fact, there are a lot of it, such as me, and I, only me.
告訴你一個小秘密，其實我並不是想要談戀愛了，才去遇見的你，而是在遇見你的那一瞬間，我才想要談戀愛。
I want to tell you a little secret, in fact, I don't want to fall in love, just to meet you, but at the moment I met you, I just want to fall in love.
你對於我來說很重要，我對你的喜歡是那種有且只有的喜歡，別人只要稍微靠近你一點，我就會哭鼻子的那種喜歡。
You are very important to me. My love for you is the kind of love I have and only have. I will cry whenever someone gets a little closer to you.
我覺得我今天有一點不對勁，可能是因為今天沒看見你吧，我就覺得自己的心裡空落落的難受。
I think There is something wrong with me today, maybe because I didn't see you today, I feel empty in my heart.
雖然，這些套路都是我學別人的，但是說實話，喜歡你，撩你，我是認真的！
Although, these routines are I learn from others, but to be honest, like you, flirt with you, I am serious!
很有深度的自嘲句子，犀利透徹，讓你看清自己
可以治癒你心情的搞笑句子，很皮很搞笑，讓人瞬間開心起來