適合秒發朋友圈的沙雕文案搞笑上頭，讓你忍俊不禁
你知道萬紫千紅是什麼樣的感覺嗎，大概就是你考試沒考好，身上遭了很多的鞭子。
Do you know what it feels like, maybe you didn't take the exam well and got a lot of whips.
你知道住的顏色嗎，他大概就是黑白相間，像極了你吃的奧利奧。
其實我並不會眼睜睜地看著你往火坑裡跳，是因為我知道在那樣特定的某一時刻，我會瞬間閉上眼睛，讓你自己跌入火爐之中。
Do you know the color of living, he is probably black and white, like the Oreo you eat.
In fact, I won't watch you jump into the fire because I know that at such a particular moment, I will close my eyes and let you fall into the fire.
我寧願為你去奔赴山海，是因為我更相信你堅決不是我最對的人。
有的時候並不是我不敢表達我對你的愛，其實更多的時候是因為我們相差的太大了。
I would rather go to the mountains and seas for you because I believe you are not the right person.
Sometimes it is not that I dare not express my love for you, in fact, more often because we are too different.
您那麼大的年紀，我怎麼可能和您在一起，是因為我對於這個價值觀和世界觀都和你格格不入。
How can I be with you at your age because I am incompatible with this value and world view.
就像在這個世界上，男人忽悠女人叫做調戲女人，忽悠男人叫做勾引，所以如果我們之間相互埋怨，這樣的感情才能叫做愛情。
Just like in this world, a man is called flirting with a woman, and a man is called seducing, so if we complain each other, such feelings can be called love.
男孩兒和女孩兒關係好，叫做情侶，女孩兒和女孩兒關係好叫做閨蜜，可是男孩兒和男孩兒關係好，叫做gay。
Boys and girls are good, called lovers, girls and girls are good friends, but boys and boys are good, called gay.
所以有很多的東西你明明知道你做不了，可是你還是偏向虎山行，這樣是不是很傻呀？
我覺得我還是很酷的，所以有的時候我會時常在你的面前得瑟。
So there are a lot of things you know you can't do, but you still prefer Tiger Mountain, is this very silly?
I think I'm still cool, so sometimes I show off in front of you.
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那些頗具人間煙火氣的句子｜你一定要對這個世界保存著善意
那些超級溫柔的句子｜你是近處的燈火，也是遙遠的星河
暖心文案｜人們也許一生都在追求某種自我的超越