最近雅虎頗為動蕩，之前的收購鬧得沸沸揚揚，高管紛紛離職，於是獵頭們也虎視眈眈。一位雅虎的工程師艾薩克·施呂特不堪忍受獵頭騷擾，於是發出一封奇特的簡歷，開價40萬美元沒得商量。
Price
$400,000
(It's not negotiable.)
This is not a joke.
I truly love working at Yahoo!, and believe that my position here offers the best avenue to further my career. I was not laid off. I have no plans to leave. I am not worried about mergers or buy-outs. I know that some executive just quit, and clearly, I don't care even a little.
Yes, yes, you've recently gotten a million gillion dollars in venture capital, and you were founded by 2 brain surgeon rocket scientist Stanford PhD grads who invented a perpetual motion machine, blah blah blah.
I have actually heard it already, that line of yours. Probably very recently. So don't bother.
Please don't "reach out to me directly" unless you can actually afford me; it is demeaning and absurd to think that the sound of your voice would somehow change my opinion on this matter.
I have tried so very hard to put this in the strongest possible language, but some people just never get it.
If you have a new or exciting web application, and you'd like my feedback on it, feel free to contact me. If I feel like it, and have the time, I'll play with your beta and let you know what I think.
If you want more than my hobby time, I do product consultation on an ad hoc basis at $300 per hour.
價格：
40萬美金
一口價
我真的喜歡在雅虎工作，並且相信現在的職位為未來發展提供了最好的契機。我沒有被辭退，也不打算辭職。我也不擔心什麼公司合併或者出售。我知道有些高管剛剛離職，但我一點也不在乎。
是的，是的，你們公司剛剛獲得了巨額風險投資，你們公司是由兩名斯坦福腦科博士創立，他們還發明了永動機等等等等。
這些話我都聽膩了，所以，別來煩我了。
如果你出不起這個價錢，請不要直接與我聯繫。想用你的聲音來讓我改變主意是很荒謬的，簡直是對我的侮辱。
我已經想盡辦法，用最強硬的語言來表達我的想法，但偏偏有人不明其理。
如果你有一個新開發的，或者令人激動的網絡應用，想聽聽我的意見，請與我聯繫。如果我喜歡這個應用，而且時間充裕，我會試試你們的測試版，然後反饋給你們。
如果你們想佔用我的更多時間，我會按照每小時300美元收取產品諮詢費。