小時候我最喜歡玩捉迷藏，等別人藏好了我就回家吃飯。
When I was young, I liked playing hide-and-seek the most, and I would go home to eat when others hid.
看見你說胃疼，我立馬拿出一片止痛藥給我自己吃了，我怕我會心疼。
Seeing you said that my stomach hurts, I immediately took out a painkiller and gave it to myself. I was afraid I would feel bad.
總有那麼一個人，衝你一笑，就把你打敗了。比如站在窗外的班主任。
There is always someone who will beat you by smiling at you. For example, the class teacher standing outside the window.
被一道數學題難住了，於是我把題目對著天空講了一遍，畢竟人算不如天算。
I was stumped by a math problem, so I told the problem to the sky. After all, people are not as good as the sky.
大家都在複製可愛的文案，可惜了，我的可愛無法複製。
Everyone is copying cute copywriting, but unfortunately, my cuteness cannot be copied.
知道在學校為什麼感覺這麼困嗎？因為學校，是夢開始的地方。
Do you know why you feel so sleepy at school? Because school is where the dream begins.
為什麼我吵架的時候要跺兩下地，因為我要告訴你，你就是個地地。
Why do I slap the ground twice when I am quarreling, because I want to tell you that you are a ground.
他們說在喜歡的人面前會變笨，難道我喜歡上作業了？不可能啊。
They say they become dumb in front of people they like. Do I like homework? impossible.
你罵我一定是因為你不夠了解我，因為了解我的人，都想打我。
You must be scolding me because you don't know me enough, because people who know me want to beat me.
我太難了，我上輩子一定是道數學題。
I'm too difficult, my last life must have been a math problem.
不太喜歡回信息，我感覺我上輩子就是個免打擾。
I don't like to reply to messages very much. I feel that I was a DND in my life.
老天，我以後再也不叫你爺了。你壓根就不愛我這個孫女。
God, I won't call you grandpa again. You don't love my granddaughter at all.
有的人就是不知足，已經有雙下巴了還想要雙眼皮。
Some people just don't feel satisfied, already have double chins and want double eyelids.
一想到明天還有很多事要做，我就能睡到後天。
When I think that I have a lot to do tomorrow, I can sleep until the day after tomorrow.