今日份的我＝98％可愛＋2％單身。
Today’s me = 98% cute + 2% single.
求下雨，下得越大越好，好讓七夕泡湯。
Under the rain, so the bigger the better, so that Chinese valentine's day.
因為牛郎和織女一直處於分居狀態，牛郎和他的牛好上了，所以七夕節不過了，請大家互相轉告！
Because niulang and zhinv always in a state of separation, the cowherd and his cattle, so the Chinese valentine's day, please tell each other!
今天抽一個對象，你點讚了就開。
Pick an object today, you like it and open it.
急找女朋友，就三個要求：1、女的，2、活的，3、第一個可以商量。
There are three requirements for a girl friend: 1. A girl; 2. A living one; 3. The first one can be discussed.
一直以來都是，生日一個人過，七夕一個人過，有本事考試也讓我一個人過呀。
Has always been, a person's birthday, Tanabata a a person, have the ability to test also let me a person.
太累了，抽一名幸運網友和我一起單身。
I'm too tired to pick a lucky netizen to be single with me.
七夕節別曬禮物了，曬曬男朋友吧，也許會有同款。
Don't bask in presents on Chinese Valentine's day. Let's bask in your boyfriend. Maybe you'll have the same style.
一想到七夕那天，有隻禽獸牽著我未來媳婦的手在大街上走，我就來氣了！
At the thought of the Chinese Valentine's day, there was an animal holding the hand of my future daughter-in-law walking in the street, I was angry!
在單身這件事情上，我從來不偷懶。
I have never been lazy when it comes to being single.
最近有謠言說我戀愛了，我來澄清一下，是假的。
Recently there is a rumor that I am in love. Let me clarify it. It is false.
有人問我七夕還是一個人嗎，尼瑪難道我會變成一條狗嗎？現在想想還真是的。
Someone asked me if I was still alone on Chinese Valentine's day, NIMA, would I become a dog? Now think about it.
什麼叫我們都是單身啊？我是不想處對象，你們是沒人要，這不一樣的朋友們。
What does it mean that we are all single? I don't want to be friends. No one wants you. This is different friends.
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