We get it， idioms are weird， and often have nothing to do with their literal meaning。 But here is a list of ten of the funniest English idioms and how to use them！
我們都知道，習語是很怪異的，通常與字面意義沒有任何關係的。下面為大家列一張清單，包含10個最有趣的英語習語以及用法。
1. The lights are on but nobody’s home – used to describe a stupid person。
燈亮著卻沒人在家——用於描述很愚蠢的人。
Example： She really has no clue- the lights are on but nobody’s home！
例子：她完全抓不著頭緒——腦子笨的像頭豬。
2. When pigs fly – about something that will never happen。
除非豬都會飛了——表示某事永遠都不會發生，絕無可能。
Example： Yea， right！ You will get Taylor Swift to ask you on a date when pigs fly！
例子：對的！等豬都會飛了你就會得到泰勒·斯威夫特的約會邀請。
3. To have Van Gogh’s ear for music – to be tone deaf 。（Van Gogh only had one ear！）
用梵谷的耳朵聽音樂——音痴。（梵谷只有一隻耳朵！）
Example： Xavi really shouldn’t play the piano- he has Van Gogh’s ear for music。
例子：哈維真不該彈鋼琴——他簡直就是個音痴。
4. To pig out – to eat a lot very quickly。
狼吞虎咽——快速吃掉很多東西。
Example： After the marathon， the runners pigged out at a dinner buffet。
例子：馬拉松跑完後，參賽者們在自助餐晚宴上狼吞虎咽。
5. Everything but the kitchen sink – almost everything has been included。
除了廚房裡的水槽什麼都有——幾乎包括了所有事。
Example： Maria was trying so hard to get the question right， she was throwing out everything but the kitchen sink！
例子：為了證明問題是正確的，瑪利亞幾乎把所有的事都說了個遍。
6. To put a sock in it – to tell someone noisy to be quiet。
放只襪子在裡面——告訴某個很吵的人保持安靜。
Example： Jane was yelling while I was studying so I told her to put a sock in it。
例子：當我在學習時簡在那邊大喊大叫，於是我讓她閉上嘴巴。
7. To have a cast iron stomach – to have no problems eating or drinking anything。
有個鐵胃——吃、喝任何東西都沒問題。
Example： I think I would be sick if I ate all that food， but Joe seems to have a cast iron stomach。
例子：我覺得如果我把所有食物都吃了，我肯定會生病，但是喬看起來就像有個鐵胃一樣，吃多少都沒事兒。
8. To drink like a fish – to drink heavily。
像魚一樣能喝——海量。（喝起酒來不要命）
Example： The group at the bar seems to being having a party and you can tell he’s the birthday boy because he is drinking like a fish！
例子：酒吧裡的這群人看起來像是在舉行生日派對，很明顯可以看出他是這個派對的主角，因為他一直在不停地喝。
9. Use your loaf – use your head， think smart。
用你的麵包——動動腦子，仔細想想。
Example： Come on Parker， use your loaf！ I know you can solve this problem！
例子：快來帕克，動動腦子！我知道你能解決的。
10. Finger lickin』 good – extremely tasty。
好吃到要舔手指——非常美味。
Example： My mom makes the best steak！ It’s finger lickin』 good！
例子：我媽媽最擅長做牛排！簡直好吃爆了！
Are there any other weird idioms that you find funny？ Share with us！
你有沒有其它的怪異的好玩的習語？一起分享啊！
來源：滬江英語