我今天真的是太累了，想用一瓶娃哈哈來收買一名幸運的觀眾朋友幫我扛下所有的難過。
I am really too tired today, I want to buy a lucky audience friend with a bottle of Wahaha to help me carry all the sadness.
你是喜歡草莓汁，番茄汁，還是我這個可愛的小崽汁。
Do you prefer strawberry juice, tomato juice, or my sweet baby juice?
這個世界就是太不公平了，有人吧，對象換了一個又一個，但是有人吧，從出生到現在，單了一年又一年。
This world is too unfair, someone, the object changed one after another, but someone, from birth to now, single year after year.
我這麼可愛，你要是把我給弄丟了，我告訴你，別人撿到了，肯定是不會還給你的。
I'm so cute, if you lose me, I tell you, someone else found it, certainly will not return it to you.
大家好，我是快樂星球的警察，現在你有權保持沉默，但是請配合我的工作，我現在要抓走你們所有的不開心，帶到我的快樂星球關起來。
Hello everyone, I'm a happy Planet policeman, you have the right to remain silent now, but please cooperate with my work, I am now going to take all your unhappy, take to my happy planet and lock up.
也不知道為什麼，在通往成功的這條道路上，好像常年都在施工，以至於我到現在都沒有到達。
I don't know why, on the road to success, it seems to have been under construction for years, so I haven't arrived yet.
請問你遇見男神做的最尷尬的一件事情是什麼？大概就是本來想對他回眸一笑，徹底徵服他的，是誰曾料想到，就在回眸的那一瞬間，我竟然笑出了一個鼻涕泡。
What is the most embarrassing thing you have done when you have met a male god? Probably was originally intended to smile back at him, completely conquered him, who had expected that at the moment of looking back, I actually laughed out of a snot bubble.
不知不覺地，最近好像又圓潤了很多，唉，看來我的可愛度又要增加了。
Imperceptibly, recently seems to be a lot of mellow, alas, it seems that my degree of cuteness and to increase.
總是頭暈，最近去看了一下醫生，醫生告訴我，說我有低血糖，要多聽一些甜甜的話才可以治好。
Always dizzy, recently went to see a doctor, the doctor told me that I have hypoglycemia, to listen to some sweet words can be cured.
也不知道有生之年，你可不可以允許我這樣一路蹦蹦跳跳，撒著小星星跑到你的心裏面去呢！
I do not know if you can allow me to run all the way to your heart with little stars.
你知不知道我的出場費是很貴的，需要四個冰淇淋甜筒才可以的！
Did you know that my appearance fee is very expensive? I need four ice cream cones!
你知道怎麼泡女孩子嗎？不知道，也沒有關係，我可以給你練練手。
Do you know how to pick up girls? I don't know. I don't care. I can give you some practice.
也不知道那些戀愛中的情侶為什麼要吵架冷戰，作為一個單身狗，我勸你們，有什麼是打一架解決不了的？
I don't know why those couples in love quarrel and cold war, as a single dog, I advise you, what is not a fight to solve?
希望我們女孩子都對自己好一點，有些事情能怪男朋友的，就不要怪自己啦！
I hope we girls are good to themselves, some things can blame her boyfriend, don't blame yourself!
結語：為什麼一個人傷心難過的時候想吃東西嗎？我告訴你那是因為傷心欲嚼！哈哈哈哈哈！
why a person sad sad when want to eat? I tell you it's because it's heartbreaking! Ha ha ha ha ha!
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