一、大家早上好吖！我們今天也要像這天空裡的雲朵一樣自由哦！早安！
Everyone good morning! We shall be as free today as the clouds in the sky.
二、我們的每一天都很短暫，所以我們快樂的時候就要盡情的笑，那不快樂的時候，也可以過一會再笑呀。早安！
Our every day is very short, so we happy when we want to laugh to the top of our hearts, that unhappy time, also can be a while to laugh again. Good morning!
三、那些有對象了的人，就要把朋友圈裡的異性朋友刪掉，我覺得其實真的沒有必要，因為你單身的時候，老子都沒看上你，現在你有對象了，我還能去破壞你嗎？早安！
Those who have a date, to delete the friends of the opposite sex in the circle of friends, I think it is really not necessary, because when you are single, I did not look at you, now you have a date, I can destroy you? Good morning!
四、早上當你不開心感到難過的時候，那你可以打開你的錢包，然後你就會變得開心起來，為什麼呢？因為錢包什麼都沒有，可是你至少還有錢包啊！早安！
In the morning when you are unhappy and sad, then you can open your wallet, then you will become happy, why? Because the wallet has nothing, but at least you have the wallet! Good morning!
五、我就像是一根孤單的電線桿，一直一個人在風裡雨裡站著，也不知道那個人什麼時候會來到我的身邊，我發誓，等你來了，我一定會砸死你，這麼晚才來！早安！
I like a lonely telegraph pole, has been a person standing in the wind and rain, also do not know when that person will come to my side, I swear, you come, I will hit you, so late! Good morning!
六、如果你感覺到被你的生活所欺騙了，那你不要慌，淡定的拿出你的手機，打開美顏瘦臉濾鏡去欺騙生活。早安！
If you feel cheated by your life, then you don't panic, calmly take out your phone, open the beauty face filter to cheat life. Good morning!
七、周一給人的感覺是失戀，可周六就不一樣了，周六是熱戀。早安！
Monday to the feeling of love, but Saturday is not the same, Saturday is love. Good morning!
八、今天收到了成績單，我媽慈祥的跟我說：「考不好沒關係，反正我和你爸還年輕，還有力氣打你，就算打死了，我們還能再生一個，所以你就放鬆心態，不要慌」！早安！
Today received the report card, my mother kindly said to me: "it doesn't matter if the test is not good, anyway I and your father is still young, still have the strength to hit you, even if killed, we can also reproduce a, so you relax your mind, don't panic"! Good morning!
九、希望大家好好地對自己，不要什麼事情都怪自己，有些事情能怪別人的就怪別人。哈哈哈哈，早安！
Hope we take good care of themselves, don't blame yourself for everything, some things can blame others on others. Ha ha ha, good morning!
十、愛情就像是雪碧一樣，相愛的時候心飛揚，不愛的時候透心涼。早安！
Love is like Sprite, love when the heart flies, do not love when the heart is cool. Good morning!
十一、我們為什麼總是說愛笑的女孩運氣不會太差呢？我想是因為那些運氣太差的女孩根本就笑不出來吧。早安！
Why do we always say that girls who love to laugh won't have too bad luck? I think it's because those unlucky girls don't laugh at all. Good morning!
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