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1、正兒八經的告誡未婚男同志，
當你奔著結婚去談戀愛的時候，跟對象嘚瑟啥都行，千萬別秀廚藝！別秀廚藝！廚藝！
我當初不知深淺瞎秀廚藝，十年了，每每回到家永遠有個準備好食材等你下廚的女人！
2、一天剛出門，遇到一個和尚，他說，「施主，化個緣吧！」
我說，「不好意思，我不太會」
和尚說，「沒事，化緣很簡單的，」
我說，「我對這個真沒經驗，」
和尚說，「人生總有第一次，施主化個緣吧！」
我看實在是拗不過他，我說，「唉，那好吧，我就試試吧，見醜了。」
於是我從包裡掏出筆和一張紙來，在紙上認真的畫了一個圓。
3、晚上老婆照著鏡子跟我說:「老公，你看我這幾天都瘦了五六斤了，外表怎麼變化不大呢?」
我看了看老婆說:「你說大象瘦了二三十斤的，不還是大象嗎？」
4、大家都說我很有趣，對此我並不感到開心。
如果不是因為長得醜，誰會費勁裝有趣呢？
5、難得熬到休息日，還得給嫂子創造二人世界。
然後我就帶著小侄女出門溜達，在去抓娃娃的路上剛好遇見做街頭調研的。
「您好，請問如果你女朋友查看你手機，看你聊天記錄你會生氣翻臉嗎」
正當我在想怎麼給與一個完美的回覆，我小侄女在一旁說道：「小姐姐不要為難我叔叔了，他這種人怎麼可能會有女朋友呢，人家又沒有瞎」.
6、晚上睡覺前，老婆往自己和兒子的身上噴了點驅蚊水。
老公見了，說：「給我也噴點。」
老婆收起瓶子理直氣壯的說：「要是三個人身上都噴了，蚊子咬誰呀？」
7、抑鬱症，開車去輕生的路上，跟旁邊的車發生了剮蹭，對方搖下車窗對我說：「你趕著去死啊？」
那一刻我突然不想死了，因為這個世界上竟然還有人懂我。
8、女兒：「爸爸不要去上班！」
我：「那樂高不能給你買了，不工作沒錢買啊！」
女兒：「爸爸，拜拜！」
看到怨鬼的很平靜。黑尾從書不了的，要自己作一塊碎皮，「人皮以蘇迎夏韓三千上門女婿免費.免費閱讀小說日照ompletely controllable. There is just no doubt that the highest point of the underground lava is located at the very bottom of the treasure dream city, once detonated, the whole city will become history. This can not help but say that it is a pity. But this sacrifice is necessary, even for the future formation of the snow mountain high enough, Jiro will have to add padding to this treasure dream city. After that, the plan is probably this way. . After making the plan, Jiro took a short rest, and then tried to enter the primitive world. The initial expansion of the island had been completed, so now he could stop hunting steel monster birds and instead take out what he had gotten after killing them these days. With over 200 million dollars now gone for the most part, he really needed some funds for ground construction. But just then, the doorbell was rung, and when he opened the door, it was actually the president, and in a maid's outfit at that. "Master, Gui'an." "I am here to bring you a snack." A midnight snack? This costume, not like the delivery of snacks, tsk, this body, this deep groove, no wonder the sunflower will be inferior, this is completely the enemy is too strong ah. And in the face of Jiro's reckless eyes, the president not only not annoyed, but a chest, so that he looks even more magnificent. Only though. "Didn't you say to send a snack? Where's the snack?" "Snack? Isn't it just me?" The president directly threw a winks, "long night, let the little servant serve you to sleep, or, we can, all night ~ smooth talk ~ oh." Deliberately with an almost moaning tone to lengthen the tone, this sense of temptation directly pull full, really worthy of the president, is really will. I just don't know if her look was seen by the others, those people will not be broken hearted, Jiro also saw that what organization is completely composed of licking dogs. If not for this president, it would not exist. Pity. "Sorry, I have a girlfriend, no date." No date, not Jiro can not, but do not want to lose sunflower, also do not want to attract trouble, and he hit the heart does not like this kind of play mind people. He does not want to be out there fighting with others, and then come home and play mind games with her, that is too tired. So it is better to control the lower half of the body, to eliminate this kind of trouble. Just this president seems to be open-minded, do not want to give up so easily, the body slightly leaned forward, so that they look tempting to become more, and then continue to say. "Have a girlfriend, I do not mind, which capable man is not three wives and four concubines ah." "I'm not looking for a name either, I just like you and want to give you my most precious thing, in the future, I can be your underground lover~, do you say okay?" "And I can swear to God, these words are all from my heart, don't believe me, you feel my chest." Too would be too would be, Jiro was grasped by her delicate hands, looking to press towards the peak, but at the critical moment, Jiro a power, moved directly to the top of her head, patted her head. "You're right, a capable man can indeed have three wives and four concubines, this is a great offer, if I have the chance, I'll go and collect a few sarnedos." "Now it's late at night, I'm going to bed, bye bye." . Chapter 110: The Giant Golden Monster strikes The door of the room was closed, leaving behind the president who had a face of doubt about his life. "This guy, he actually likes Shanaidou." "Blunder, blunder, I'm going back to prepare the Shanaidou holster, it should be too late to order a set now." Give up? It is impossible to give up. Since she was a child, she had understood the truth that a woman without too much ability should never have a heart higher than the sky, and once she met the right man, she should hold on tightly. And hit the beginning, her target is actually not Jiro, after all, the two are seven or eight years apart. But because the men said the problem here, if not, then against the purpose of the organization, so she had to come. After all, she still needs the identity of the organization's president to give her a boost, and without it, then she would be left with a face and body that barely look good. Yes, the Ocean Protection Organization, which she created in order to raise her own stature. When introducing to people, you say I am so-and-so, is the president of so-and-so organization, this does not sound forced up? This is what will make it possible for her to break into high society. Before coming to the new island, she did her homework. To be honest, she originally did not see Shang Lang, what she dreamed of was a life of nobility, not staying on this shitty island for the rest of her life. But after arriving at the new island, Jiro's big move let her see his big gesture. Is that sand and gravel that is filled into the sea? That's money. Every time she saw the boatloads of sand and gravel dumped into the sea, her heart cut like a knife, as if her money had been smashed into the water. Every day that passes is a little more loss, those are her future fortune, that's why she was so eager to find the door, forgot to investigate Jiro carefully. That's why she was so eager to get to the door, forgetting to investigate Jiro carefully. But it does not matter, when she is ready to prepare, she will make a comeback. When the time comes, the person is his, the money is hers. . A small incident, and not by Jiro in mind, this so-called marine protection organization, he actually do not care. 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