不是不想談戀愛，只是覺得像兒女情長這樣的東西，真的太影響大哥我單槍匹馬地行走江湖了。
Do not want to fall in love, just feel like a child love long such things, really too affect the eldest brother I single-handedly walk rivers and lakes.
七夕又到了，看著你們這些凡人又在發朋友圈秀恩愛了我就覺得很有趣，像我們神仙吧，是不能跟你們的這些凡人一樣談戀愛的，畢竟那是觸犯天條的大罪。
Tanabata came again, looking at you these mortals in the circle of friends show love I feel very interesting, like us gods, it is not with you these mortals fall in love, after all, it is a big crime against the laws of heaven.
其實你們不知道吧？單身才是真正的王者，因為我們可以想和誰好就和誰好，根本不用擔心跪搓衣板這件事情。
You don't know, do you? Single is the real king, because we can be with who we want to be good, do not have to worry about kneel washboard this thing.
沒關係，沒關係，雖然屬於我的愛情還沒有來，但我的外賣已經來了，嗯，真香！
Never mind, never mind, although belong to my love has not come, but my takeaway has come, well, really sweet!
沒關係，你們就忙著好好地談戀愛吧，我要忙著好好的掙錢了，反正我總不能又沒有對象又沒有錢吧！
It doesn't matter, you are busy to fall in love well, I will be busy to make money well, anyway I can't have no object and no money!
我要一個人保持可愛，才不要吃這愛情的苦呢！
I want a person to keep lovely, just don't eat the pain of love!
我要告訴我朋友圈的這些人，以後請不要再叫我單身狗了，從今以後我有一個霸氣的名字叫做孤狼。
I want to tell these people in my circle of friends, please don't call me single dog any more, from now on I have a domineer name called lone Wolf.
請今天那些收到花的小姑娘把懷裡的花抱好了，如果在路上不小心扎到我了，那我告訴你，恐怕沒有個5000塊錢我是起不來的。
Please the little girls who receive flowers today take the flowers in their arms, if accidentally stabbed me on the way, Then I tell you, I'm afraid I can't get up without 5000 yuan.
每次這樣的節日，朋友圈總有許多秀恩愛的，我這個人就是好奇心很重，還喜歡截屏，放心吧，我已經幫你們截屏保存好了，等到明年再來對比看一看，還是不是同一個人？
Every time such a holiday, the circle of friends there are always a lot of show love, I am very curious, but also like to take screenshots, rest assured, I have helped you to take a screensaver, wait until next year to take a look, or not the same person?
唉，現在的人真是，有事沒事就忙著談戀愛，秀恩愛，只有我一個人，還在忙著做社會主義的接班人。
Alas, now of the person be true, occupy have no matter busy fall in love, show affection, have me a person only, still be busy make the successor of socialism.
今天在街上走了一圈，發現街上都是抱著鮮花手挽手的情侶，我不由地為他們感到悲哀，他們究竟什麼時候才能像我一樣這麼自由呢？
Today, I walked around the street and found that the streets were full of couples holding flowers and holding hands. I couldn't help but feel sad for them. When will they ever be as free as I am?
請問一下，你們的朋友圈已經開始了嗎？有一半是秀恩愛的，還有一半是感傷愛情的，中間還有幾個堅強的微商。
Excuse me, have you started your circle of friends? Half show love, half sentimental love, and a few strong wechat business in the middle.
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