1、這天氣，上班就得吹西北風，不上班就得喝西北風。
In this weather, I have to blow the northwest wind when I go to work, and I have to drink the northwesterly wind when I don't go to work.
2、這麼冷的天，把我氣質都凍沒了，誰給我買個襖子，我跟誰跑。
In such a cold day, my temperament has been frozen out. I will run with whoever buys me a coat.
3、今年回家唯一的願望：不要戳我的痛處，謝謝！
My only wish to go home this year: Don't poke my pain, thank you!
4、聖誕節你對象突然不理你，也不送禮物，這時候別難過，也別質問他，你應該反思自己為什麼只有一個對象。
At Christmas, your partner suddenly ignores you and doesn't give gifts. Don't be sad and ask him questions. You should reflect on why you only have one partner.
5、同齡的人都已經陸續結婚了，只有我還在天天想著今天吃什麼，明天去哪裡玩？
People of the same age have been married in succession, only I am still thinking about what to eat today and where to play tomorrow?
6、經濟獨立有多爽？一個人可以蓋一床被子，不像你們，兩個人擠著蓋一床被子。
How cool is economic independence? One person can make a quilt. Unlike you, two people squeeze together to cover a quilt.
7、我這麼可愛，可以做你的聖誕禮物嗎？
I'm so cute, can I be your Christmas present?
8、你失眠不是太正常了嗎？又沒對象，又沒賺到錢，能睡著才怪呢？
Isn't it normal for you to lose sleep? There is no object, and no money, so it is strange to fall asleep.
9、天冷就多穿點，在外面摟摟抱抱幹啥呢？
Wear more clothes when it's cold. What are you doing playing kissy-poo outside?
10、有沒有美女想要墊個下巴，請聯繫我，我有雙下巴，打算賣一個。
Is there a beauty who wants a chin pad? Please contact me, I have double chin, I plan to sell one.
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