我堅信，只要我們一直堅持不懈的搞笑，那麼那些總是嘲笑我們的人，早晚有一天，肯定會被笑死的。
I firmly believe that as long as we have been unswervingly funny, then those who always laugh at us, sooner or later one day, certainly will be laughed to death.
你以為我每天起早貪黑的做一個多小時的公交去去上班，這麼努力你以為我是為了什麼？對，沒錯，我就是為了讓那些曾經看不起我的人知道，他們的想法是對的！
Do you know why I think of you every morning when I copy the paper?You think I get up early and get up late every day to take the bus to work for more than an hour. What do you think I do for? Yes, yes, I just want to let those who have looked down on me know that they are right!
我這個人特別的內向，所以每次跟別人去吃飯的時候，我都是不好意思去跟別人搶著結帳的。
I am a very introverted person, so every time when I go to have a meal with others, I feel embarrassed to fight for the bill.
年輕人啊，千萬不要怕吃苦，只有年輕的時候多經歷一些困難的事情，這樣等你老了以後，你才能習慣去過這些個困難的日子。
Don't be afraid of hardship, young man. Only when you are young can you experience difficult things so that when you are old, you can get used to living in the difficult times.
冬天的時候是早上起床最困難的時候了，針對這一現象，我想告訴你們一個方法，那就是你晚上可以不睡覺，那麼早上你就不會遇到起不來的難題啦！
Winter is the most difficult time to get up in the morning. In view of this phenomenon, I would like to tell you a method, that is, you can stay up at night, so you won't have trouble getting up in the morning!
小時候的我總是在切洋蔥的時候被燻哭，後來我便想到了一個辦法，那就是切洋蔥的時候我可以閉著眼睛切呀，這樣就不會被燻得流眼淚了，可是當我的手被刀切到的那一瞬間，我還是痛得流下了眼淚。
When I was a child, I was always crying when cutting Onions. Then I thought of a way, that is, I could cut Onions with my eyes closed, so that I would not be smoked to tears. However, when my hand was cut by the knife, I still felt the pain and cried.
我要給你講個故事，從前有一個吸血鬼，他吸了一個熱血青年的血，於是神奇的事情發生了，她的嘴巴就被燙出了很多個大泡。
I want to tell you a story, once upon a time there was a vampire, he sucked the blood of a hot-blooded youth, so a magical thing happened, her mouth was hot out of a lot of big bubbles.
我知道現在有一些人總是心懷不軌，等著看我出醜，等著看我的笑話，針對於這些人，我只想說，你們就這樣等著吧，我真的有很多的笑話可以看的。
I know there are some people out there who are just waiting for me to make a fool of myself, waiting for my jokes, and to those people, I just want to say, just wait, I have a lot of jokes to read.
開著跑車，副駕駛上放著限量版的包包，渾身上下都是名牌，像這樣的生活，說真的，我剛才騎著共享單車等紅燈的時候，看得清清楚楚。
With a sports car, limited-edition bags on the passenger seat and designer labels all over your body, I can honestly say I saw it all when I was riding my bike at a red light.
也不知道為什麼，現在的年輕人總是很著急的，就要上床了！真的搞不懂他們，在現代這個社會，就算早早地上了床又有什麼用呢？
Also do not know why, present young people always very anxious of, be about to go to bed! Really do not understand them, in this modern society, even if early on the bed and what is the use?
手機這麼好看，你不也是一直在刷手機，睡不著嗎？
The phone is so beautiful, don't you also brush the phone all the time, can't sleep?
結語：剛看到開頭的你，猜到最後的結尾了嗎？哈哈哈，每天笑一笑，開心會來到，你還喜歡什麼樣的句子？歡迎評論下方留言，儘量給你安排哦！
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