《生活大爆炸》（The Big Bang Theory，簡稱TBBT）是一部經典美式情景喜劇。四個不修邊幅的天才科學家，卻是別人眼中的「怪胎」，活在自己的科學世界裡，古怪又搞笑。生活白痴的他們遇上了美女鄰居，兩個「物種」間發生了奇妙刺激的化學反應，幽默又溫情的故事在全球吸納了無數粉絲。
生活大爆炸劇情精彩，其臺詞也是大家學習英語的好幫手，連主題曲《萬物的歷史》（The History of Everything）都知識點滿滿！可惜因為語速過快，汪仔每次聽都是Our wholeuniverse@#￥%&#，然後就剩下調了……今天汪仔就把全文呈上，大家一起來欣賞這首好聽又乾貨滿滿的歌吧~
The History of Everything
by：Barenaked Ladies
Our whole universe was in a hot dense state,
宇宙一度又燙又稠密，
Then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started.
140億年前終於爆了炸，
Wait...
等著瞧...
The Earth began to cool,
地球開始降溫，
The autotrophs began to drool,
自養生物來起鬨，
Neanderthals developed tools,
穴居人發明工具，
We built a wall (we built the pyramids),
我們建長城（我們建金字塔），
Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries,
數學、自然科學、歷史揭開神秘，
That all started with the big bang!
一切由大爆炸開始！
"Since the dawn of man" is really not that long,
其實人類歷史沒有多久，
As every galaxy was formed in less time than it takes to sing this song.
星系形成時間比唱完這支歌還要短，
A fraction of a second and the elements were made.
元素在微秒間便形成了。
The bipeds stood up straight,
兩足動物直立行走，
The dinosaurs all met their fate,
恐龍都得認命了，
They tried to leap but they were late,
想要突變，沒來得及，
And they all died (they froze their asses off),
就死光光了（pp都凍成了化石），
The oceans and pangea,
大洋和泛古陸，
See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya,
拜拜，才不想學你，
Set in motion by the same big bang!
都是爆炸惹的禍！
It all started with the big BANG!
一切從大爆炸開始！
It's expanding ever outward but one day,
宇宙向外膨脹，但有一天，
It will cause the stars to go the other way,
星球會反方向運動，
Collapsing ever inward, we won't be here, it wont be hurt,
向內坍塌，反正我們不在了，不會覺得疼，
Our best and brightest figure that it'll make an even bigger bang!
我們美好光輝的形象將引發一場更大的爆炸！
Australopithecus would really have been sick of us,
南方古猿肯定不爽我們，
Debating out while here they're catching deer (we're catching viruses),
在他們捉鹿時唧唧歪歪（我們現在捉電腦病毒了），
Religion or astronomy, Encarta, Deuteronomy,
宗教、天文微軟百科、舊約申命記，
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始！
Music and mythology, Einstein and astrology,
音樂、神學、愛因斯坦、佔星術，
It all started with the big bang!
一切從大爆炸開始！
呼~終於聽明白這首歌了！作為《生活大爆炸》的主題曲，這首歌其實包含了挺多關於「宇宙大爆炸（Big Bang Theory）「的知識。感興趣的小可愛們，可以去了解一下~
希望汪仔整理更多更好聽的歌就點個讚支持一下吧~
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