一，白白胖胖，脫單無望。
Fat in vain, hopeless to get rid of the order
二，聽說今天就是西方的情人節了 還好我是北方人 就不跟著瞎摻和了。
I heard that today is Valentine's Day in the West. Fortunately, I am a northerner, so I won't interfere with it
三，情人節聲明：我不是不談戀愛，我是沒人要。
Valentine's Day statement: I don't fall in love, I don't want anyone.
四，我決定在今天玩一整天的連連看 消一對是一對。
I decided to play Lianliankan all day today.
五，小朋友 你是否有很多問號???為什麼情人節了你還沒人要。
Children, do you have many question marks? ？ ？ Why haven't you asked for Valentine's Day yet
六，我對象說七夕節陪我一天，象說沒時間，動物園不放假。
My object said to accompany me for one day on Qixi Festival, which means that there is no time and the zoo does not have a holiday.
七，有人推薦情侶常一起去的比較高級的餐廳嗎？菜品沒有要求，環境浪漫一點，人均消費高一點，越奢華越好，我七夕要去門口賣花。
Does anyone recommend a superior restaurant that couples often go to together? There is no requirement for dishes, the environment is romantic, the per capita consumption is higher, and the more luxurious the better. I will go to the door to sell flowers on Tanabata.
八，七夕了，沒什麼好送的，就送幾個喜歡秀恩愛的離開我的列表吧。
It's Tanabata, there's nothing to send, just send some people who like to show their love and leave my list.
九，總有人說七夕情人節沒人陪，其實可以關好門，拉黑燈，放一個鬼片，不一會兒你就會覺得廚房有人，客廳有人，廁所有人，全屋都是人。
Some people always say that there is no one to accompany Valentine's Day on Tanabata. In fact, you can close the door, turn on the black light and put a ghost film. In a short time, you will feel that there are people in the kitchen, living room, toilet and the whole house.
十，大家好，我是月老。今天就是七夕了，現在轉我五十塊，並備註你心上人的名字，我就讓你知道，什麼叫神仙也幫不了你。
Hello, everyone, I am Yue Lao. Today is Tanabata. Now turn me 50 yuan and note the name of your sweetheart, and I'll let you know that what a fairy means can't help you.
十一，有情人過情人節，沒情人過狄仁傑。
Lovers celebrate Valentine's Day, but no lovers celebrate Di Renjie
十二，七夕節快到了你們儘管秀恩愛 如果下半年還是他算我輸。
Qixi Festival is coming, although you show love, if he still counts me as a loser in the second half of the year.
十三，七夕節快到了，是時候回天庭和月老談談分配對象的事了。
Qixi festival is coming soon. it's time to go back to heaven and talk to the old man about the distribution of objects
十四，今年的情人節，作為單身狗的我表示很高興。
This Valentine's Day, as a single dog, I am very happy.
十五，我都已經截屏作證給你下一任看。
I've taken a screen shot to testify for your next appointment.
十六，七夕節我掐指一算，不出意外的話跟我半毛錢關係都沒有。
I pinch my fingers on the Qixi Festival, and it has nothing to do with me if there is no accident.