「喂,暗戀我的人,別憋著了,都快光棍節了。」
"Hey, those who love me secretly, don't hold back. It's almost singles day."
「上帝是很公平的,他讓你過了光棍節,就不會讓你過情人節」
"God is very fair. If he lets you have bachelor's day, he won't let you have Valentine's day."
「現在的孩子,分手專挑情人節,告白專挑光棍節。」
"Today's children, break up to choose Valentine's day, advertising special singles day."
「友誼的小船說翻就翻,愛情的巨輪說沉就沉,唯有單身狗的小船屹立不倒。」
"The boat of friendship turns over and the ship of love sinks when it says it's sinking. Only the boat with a single dog can stand up."
「馬上光棍節了,教你們脫單的方法,追我吧。」
"Singles day is coming soon. I'll teach you how to get rid of the single. Go after me."
「光棍節是為了提醒你醜,雙十一是為了提醒你窮。」
"Singles day is to remind you that you are ugly, and double 11 is to remind you that you are poor."
「光棍節我就在家玩連連看,看見一對消滅一對。」
"On singles day, I'll play at home and watch, and see a pair of annihilate a pair."
「光棍節,我一定不讓別人虐,朋友圈關了,誰的也不看。」
"Singles day, I must not let others abuse, friends closed, who do not see."
「光棍節你們缺那種只吃飯不聊天功率超小的電燈泡嘛」
"On singles day, you don't need that kind of light bulb that only eats but doesn't chat."
「我們交往吧,然後就不用過光棍節了。」
"Let's get together, and then we won't have singles day."