1、愛我不止是說說，愛我就來清空購物車。
Love me, not just talk. If you love me, empty the shopping cart.
2、雙十一的東西都好便宜呀，燃起了我的購物慾，想了一中午沒想到自己缺什麼，後來想通了，缺錢。
Double Eleventh Day's things are so cheap, Yanji my shopping desire. After thinking about it for a noon, I didn't expect what I lacked. Later I figured out the lack of money.
3、我討厭雙十一，因為商家總是忽悠我剁手。他們把敗家說得清新脫俗，讓購物變得心安理得，讓我們以為不買有罪，花錢萬歲。
I hate Double Eleventh Day because merchants always fool me into cutting off my hands. They said that the defeated family is fresh and refined, making shopping feel at ease. Let's think we're guilty of not buying. Long live the money!
4、我有一輛價值連城的車，它的名字叫做購物車。
I have a priceless car. Its name is a shopping cart.
5、雙十一我們玩個遊戲怎麼樣？給我寄一箱好吃的，讓我猜猜是誰送的。
Double Eleventh Day, how about we play a game? Send me a box of delicious food. Let me guess who sent it.
6、老公：今天我給你看了一輛車。「什麼車？」購物車。
Honey, I'll show you a car today. What car? Shopping cart.
7、自從認識馬雲，有了人生中的第一輛車，購物車，成功取得三大成功，支付成功、還款成功和消費成功，也明白了人生唯一不足，餘額不足。
Since I met Ma Yun, I have the first car shopping cart in my life. Success has achieved great success. Payment success, repayment success and consumption success. And I understand that the only drawback of life. Balances deficiency.
8、只有脫不了單的狗，沒有剁不完的手！
Only dogs that can't get rid of the list, there are no endless hands.
9、要感謝馬雲因為他，才沒有人在這個日子裡，問我這隻單身狗脫單了沒，而是問我買了什麼。
Thanks to Ma Yun, because he has no one on this day. Ask me if this single dog is off the list? Instead, ask me what I bought.
10、錢沒了可以再掙，東西下架了可就真沒了。
If the money is gone, you can earn it again. If things are off the shelves, they will be gone.
我能幫你們到這兒了。
看了這些，裡面有沒有你？可要悠著點，想好節後是想要吃土還是喝西北風。
雙十一你怎麼過的？評論區告訴我！
還是要祝大家雙十一愉快！身體健康~