小月亮忙著溫柔，小星星忙著發光，大象嫌棄鼻子太長，而我想你到天亮！
Small moon busy gentle, small stars busy shining, elephant dislike trunk too long, and I think you till dawn!
友情提醒，你已經兩個小時沒有主動聯繫你的小可愛了，天氣炎熱，小心她鬧！
Friendly reminder, you have not actively contacted your little cute for two hours, the weather is hot, be careful of her!
你看今天的天上的那朵白雲，像不像我很想吃的奧爾良雞翅，甜甜圈，冰激凌，娃哈哈？
Do you see that white cloud in the sky today? Is it like the New Orleans chicken wings, donuts, ice cream, wahaha That I want so much?
你如果再不喜歡我，我就去告訴月老，把你的紅線剪掉，哼！
If you don't like me, I will tell the moon, cut off your red line, hum!
你知道你為什麼會長痘嗎？還不是因為你太可愛了，你看都可愛的冒泡啦！
Do you know why you got pimples? It's not because you are so cute, you see all the cute bubble!
今天的這個天氣呀，一點兒都沒有辦法讓我變得成熟起來，所以我還是就這麼可愛著吧！
Today's weather, there is no way to make me mature, so I'm still so lovely!
雖然我從出生就註定了是個平凡至極的人，但是我可以選擇可愛至極地去過完這一生啊！
Although I was born to be an extremely ordinary person, I can choose to be extremely lovely to live my whole life.
雖然我沒有機會成為那高高在上的天使，那麼就我就在人間做一個可愛鬼好像也不錯哦！
Although I do not have the chance to become that high above the angel, so I on the earth to do a lovely ghost seems good oh!
我勸你們都不要來惹我，小心我使用我的可愛魔杖把你變成一隻小豬。
I advise you all to leave me alone, and be careful that I turn you into a pig with my lovely wand.
做人嘛，最重要的就是開心，不要總是垂頭喪氣的，這樣真的超級顯矮的。
Be a person, the most important is happy, do not always downcast, so really super show short.
你知道嗎，我真是太喜歡你啦，我真的很想向天使許願把你變成我床頭的小豬。
You know, I love you so much. I really want to make a wish to the angel to turn you into a pig by my bed.
你要記得過一段時間就給我們的可愛充值哦，不要讓可愛突然欠費了。
You want to remember over a period of time to our lovely recharge oh, don't let lovely suddenly owe money.
願這個世界上能夠有人懂你的奇奇怪，還可以陪你一起可可愛愛。
May someone in the world understand your strange strange, can also accompany you together can be lovely love.
總有一天我要把你這座冰山，變成我手裡的冰激凌。
One day I will turn this iceberg into ice cream in my hand.
在生活中，如果我們遇到的每一個人都能夠像這餅乾一樣，乾乾脆脆的就好了。
If only everyone we meet in life could be as crisp and dry as this cookie.
今天沒有看見你，就連穿的小裙子都覺得懷才不遇。
Today did not see you, even wear a small skirt all feel brilliant.
其實我每次說減肥的時候，只不過是嚇一嚇我身上的肉肉，後來說得多了，肉肉們就習以為常了，不但不跑，還會叫來一些新的肉肉！嗚嗚~
In fact, every time I said to reduce weight, it is just to scare the meat on my body, and then said much, meat people are used to, not only do not run, but also will call some new meat! Woo ~
結語：不要每天總是那麼多的煩惱，開心點，就當我們是在環遊地球好啦！
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