你的好友上傳了兩張照片。
Your best friend uploaded two photos.
想不出文案，想你。
Can't think of a copy,but miss you.
喜歡我的扣1，不喜歡我的扣眼珠子。
If you like me, deduct 1. If you don't like me, deduct your eyeballs.
本來以為是個美女，結果是個絕世大美女。
Originally thought to be a beauty , the result is a peerless beauty.
陽光真好，我要下凡買奶茶去。
The sun is really good, I want to go to the world to buy milk tea.
回復「你超可愛」查看照片。
Reply to "You are super cute " to view photos.
雖然我一無是處，但是我喜歡的人超厲害呀。
Although I am nothing , but I like the people super awesome.
衣櫥裡逃出來的小可愛。
The cute little thing that escaped from the closet.
花花世界迷人眼，沒有實力別賽臉。
The world of flowers is fascinating, there is no strength, don't face.
發財和發自拍我總要發一個吧。
I have to make a fortune and make a self-portrait.
物極必反，人美必單。
The extremes of things must be reversed, and the beauty of people must be single.
沒有無緣無故的愛恨，只有無緣無故的自拍。
There is no love and hate for noreason , only self-portraits for no reason.
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