1、今年我要送聖誕爺爺一個聖誕奶奶,這樣明年的聖誕節我就可以收到兩份禮物。
This year I'm going to give my grandfather Christmas a grandma Christmas, so I can get two presents next Christmas.
2、聖(剩)誕(單)快樂,送給單身的娃娃們。
Merry Christmas to single dolls.
3、如果你們今年沒有收到聖誕禮物,那是因為我把聖誕老人給買通了。
If you don't get Christmas presents this year, it's because I've bought Santa.
4、不知道聖誕老人是哪家快遞,整了這麼多年還沒有來,差評。
I don't know which express is Santa Claus. I haven't come here for so many years. I'm not sure.
5、聖誕禮物還沒有收到吧,你們要不要到我這把我這個小可愛給領走。
I haven't received the Christmas gift yet. Would you like to come to me and take me away.
6、你們聖誕節應該都在過聖誕節吧,但我不一樣,我可能得加班。
You should all spend Christmas on Christmas, but I'm different. I may have to work overtime.
7、親愛的聖誕老人,我聖誕節只有一個夢想,那就是讓我變成富婆吧。
Dear Santa Claus, I have only one Christmas dream, that is, let me become a rich woman.
8、今年的聖誕節,我不要蘋果,也不要禮物,只希望你永遠單身,永遠永遠。
This Christmas, I don't want apples or gifts. I just want you to be single forever.
9、如果聖誕節那天你被裝進麻袋裡,請不用懷疑你被綁架了。
If you are put into a sack on Christmas day, please do not suspect that you have been kidnapped.
10、今年的願望是希望聖誕爺爺將期末考試的答案都塞在我的枕頭下。
This year's wish is that Santa will tuck all the final exam answers under my pillow.
11、平安夜的時候,大家記得要吃蘋果,聖誕節的時候記得吃聖誕樹。
Christmas Eve, we remember to eat apples, Christmas time remember to eat Christmas tree.
12、我跟聖誕爺爺說,你的禮物是我,而你是我的小朋友。
I told my grandfather Christmas that your present was me and you were my little friend.
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