姐姐，你好會化妝啊，不像我連底妝都不會，只能素顏。
回懟：你是不會化妝，但是你很會裝啊！
Sister, you are very good at make-up, unlike me, I can't even simple, can only plain face.
Reply: you don't know how to make up, but you are very good at pretending!
我好像生病了，好難受啊！
回懟：這邊建議你多喝綠茶，以毒攻毒。
I seem to be ill. It's hard for me!
Reply: I suggest you drink more green tea. Attack poison with poison.
姐姐，你怎麼可以這麼兇哥哥呢？哥哥那麼溫柔。
回懟：沒辦法，他就喜歡我這麼對他，誰像你，連個男朋友都沒有。
Sister, how can you be so fierce brother? Brother is so gentle.
Reply: I can't help it. He just likes me to treat him like this. Who is like you? He doesn't even have a boyfriend.
姐姐不會生氣了吧，我和哥哥只是兄弟。
回懟：兄弟？胸在哪呢？不對，我忘了你沒有胸。
Sister, are you angry? My brother and I are just brothers.
Reply: brother? Where are the breasts? No, I forgot you don't have breasts.
不會520沒人約你吧，好可憐，我要去約會了呢？
回懟：妹妹，姐姐這邊幫你泡一杯白蓮綠茶，記得趁熱喝哦！
At 520, no one asked you out, did you? What a pity. I'm going on a date!
Reply: sister, I'll make you a cup of white lotus green tea here. Remember to drink it while it's hot!
人家昨晚心情不太好，那麼晚給你打電話，你女朋友不會介意吧！
回懟：會，很介意，你以為玩網遊呢，跟誰都能匹配？
I was in a bad mood last night. Would your girlfriend mind if I called you so late?
Reply: Yes. She cares. Do you think playing online games can match anyone?
我今天不開心，你可以陪我喝杯酒嗎？我酒量不好。
回懟：酒量不好？那你有什麼好喝的，跟小孩坐一桌吧！
I'm not happy today. Can you have a drink with me? I can't drink well.
Reply: bad liquor? What do you have to drink? Sit at the table with the child!
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