一，日子一直都過的緊巴巴的，今天這樣奢侈了一回，花了30%的電量玩自拍
It's been a tight life. Today, I spent 30% of my energy playing selfie
二，從前有個小鴨子叫爆爆泥鴨，因為他和別的小鴨子不一樣，它的叫聲很大，所以人們都叫他「好響爆爆泥鴨」
Once upon a time, there was a little duck called the explosion of mud duck, because he was different from other ducklings, it called very loud, so people called him "good explosion of mud duck!"
三，重新愛上自己的原因，僅僅是因為洗了個頭
The reason to fall in love with myself again is simply because I washed my head
四，沒有男朋友的原因，可能是因為把風情萬種都給了相機
The reason why there is no boyfriend may be because the style is given to the camera
五，我要轉型 成熟穩重 哈不過三！
I want to be mature and steady, but three!
六，你們誇美女都怎麼誇的？評論教我一下！？
How do you boast about beautiful women? Comment, teach me! ？
七，今日簡介：平平凡凡一美女
Today's Profile: Ordinary Beauty
八，自拍三千隻取一張曬.
Self-timer 3 thousand only take one sun.
九，美女一般都不發自拍 但我敢
Pretty girls don't usually take selfies, but I dare
十，我人生中最熟悉的陌生人，就是這位，P圖後的我本人
The most familiar stranger in my life is the man behind the P
十一，從評論裡抽一個人當男朋友
Pick a guy from the review as a boyfriend
十二，我覺得我不能浪費洗髮水
I don't think I can waste shampoo
十三，今天是個假笑女孩
Today is a fake smile girl
十四，現在幾點 開心一點
What time is it? Be happy
十五，機會來了快快快
Here's your chance. Come on, come on, come on
十六，回復「你超可愛」查看圖片
Reply to "You are super cute" to view the picture
十七，今天我是整條街上最靚的仔了
I'm the prettiest guy in the whole street today
十八，今天我會p圖了嗎
Have I learned the p map today
十九，——以下內容僅對你可見——
The following is only visible to you
二十，天線寶寶都比我會擺pose
Teletubbies can swing pose better than I can
二十一，鞏固一下自己朋友圈美女的地位
Consolidate your status as a Circle of Friends beauty