一、人家都說是金子總會發光的，我看你就是個玻璃渣子，因為你在哪裡都會反光。
People say that gold will shine, I see you are a glass muck, because where you will reflect light.
二、我們今天下班一起去吃魚吧，反正我看你還挺會挑刺的。
Let's go to eat fish after work today, anyway I see you are pretty picky.
三、你好，我特別想請問你一下，你到底用的是什麼垃圾袋，竟然這麼能裝？
Hello, I would like to ask you, you in the end is what kind of garbage bag, unexpectedly so can fill?
四、反正我這個人說話是從來不會指名道姓地罵誰，如果你覺得你理虧的話，還請你對號入座。
Anyway I this person speak is never name name to scold who, if you think you are wrong, also ask you to take a seat.
五、大家減肥都是想要減掉身上多餘的贅肉，但是你就不同了，你非要從你的腦細胞開始減。
We all want to lose the extra proud flesh, but you have to start with your brain cells.
六、我此生能想到最浪漫的事情就是看你慢慢慢慢的變胖，變醜，變老。
I can think of the most romantic thing in this life is to see you slowly slowly become fat, ugly, old.
七、在現在這個社會，你出賣自己的靈魂和做人的原則並不可恥，可恥的是你都沒能賣一個好的價錢。
In this society, it is not a shame for you to sell your soul and the principle of being a man. What is a shame is that you fail to get a good price.
八、請你千萬不要站在你的角度看我，因為我怕你看不懂。
Please do not stand in your Angle to see me, because I am afraid you do not understand.
九、我根本不想知道你有病，請你隱藏得好一點，不要這麼明顯好嘛！
I don't want to know you are sick, please hide a little better, not so obvious good!
十、我這個人只是很隨性淡然，但也並不是沒有一點脾氣的那種人，對於某些人，我只想對你說我的巴掌好像真的很喜歡你的臉。
I this person is just very casually indifferent, but also not without a temper of the kind of people, for some people, I just want to say to you that my palm seems to really like your face.
十一、我根本就不是那種以貌取人的人，我還非常努力紛擾想要看見你的靈魂，結果我發現其實你的靈魂也沒有比你的外表高尚多少。
I am not one to judge a book by its cover, and I have tried very hard to see your soul, only to discover that your soul is no more noble than your appearance.
十二、我想請問一下，你到底用的是什麼牌子的護膚品，竟然把你的臉皮保養的這麼厚？
I would like to ask, you in the end is what brand skin care products, unexpectedly your face maintenance of so thick?
十三、我是真的很想拜託你，你的戲能少點嗎？就像你的銀行卡裡的錢一樣那麼少！
I really want to please you, your play can be less? As small as the money in your bank card!
十四、如果你想走，那什麼時候都可以，但是如果你再想回來，對不起，這裡已經沒有你的位置了。
If you want to go, that any time can, but if you want to come back, sorry, there is no room for you here.
十五、當我喜歡你的時候，你說什麼就是什麼，我不喜歡你的時候，你說你是什麼？
When I like you, what you say is what, I don't like you, what do you say you are?
十六、別老是隨便嫌我幼稚，我要是不喜歡你，我可以比你媽都成熟。
Don't always casually suspicion I childish, if I don't like you, I can be more mature than your mother.
十七、不好意思，我可從來沒有說過你不要臉，我只是說不要臉的都是你這個樣子的。
Sorry, I have never said you don't want to face, I just say don't want to face are you like this.
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