1.願得一人心，免得老相親。
May a heart be won, lest an old blind date.
2.以前雖然窮 但是開心，現在不同了 不止窮，而且還不開心。
Although poor but happy, now different not only poor, but also unhappy.
3.總有一天你會遇到一個女孩，她不要你的房和車，也不要你。
One day you will meet a girl who doesn't want your room and car or you.
4.成年人的生活 除了容易胖 容易窮，其他的都不容易。
Adult life is not easy except fat and poor.
5.外貌不重要，愛情看的是感覺，可是人家對醜的沒有感覺。
Appearance is not important, love looks at feeling, but people do not feel ugly.
6.今天解決不了的問題，不要慌 也不要著急，因為明天你也解決不了。
Don't panic and worry about problems that ca n' t be solved today, because you can't solve them tomorrow.
7.如果十年後你未娶我未嫁，那我們真的是太慘了。
If you don't marry me in ten years, we' re really miserable.
8.哪裡有人喜歡孤獨，只不過是沒錢出去浪罷了。
Where people like loneliness, just have no money to go out.
9.我這輩子只有兩件事不會，這也不會，那也不會。
There's only two things in my life. No, no, no.
10.猛的一看你不怎麼樣，仔細一看還不如猛的一看。
A fierce look at you is not good, a closer look is not as fierce a look.
11.既然人比人氣死人，那我還是做一個氣死別人的人吧。
Since people are more popular than dead people, then I should be a person angry with others.
12.你長了一副只有你媽喜歡的模樣，再不努力你就完蛋了。
You look just like your mother likes, and if you don't work hard, you' re finished.