最近我身邊的朋友好像都很迷茫的樣子，但是我就不一樣了，我只要一進入夢鄉，前途就是一片光明呀！
Recently my friends seem to be very confused, but I am not the same, as long as I fall asleep, the future is a bright!
現在行動支付真是太方便了，出去買東西再也不用找零錢啥的，都說任何事情都有兩面性，這個也不例外，它除了方便。還能隨時隨地讓你知道你卡裡沒錢了。
Now mobile payment is really very convenient, go out to buy things no longer need to change what, all say that everything has two sides, this is no exception, it in addition to convenience. It also lets you know when and where you are out of money.
今天下雨打車去上班，我問師傅，從這目的地多久，師傅說要很久，我又問他，起碼要多久，然後師傅一愣，默默地說了一句，騎馬的話要更久！我…
Today rain taxi to go to work, I asked the master, from this destination how long, the master said to take a long time, I asked him, at least how long, then the master a leng, silently said 1, riding words to take longer! I……
我現在手裡就有三千萬的存款，當然這肯定不是我爸媽給的，也不是我自己買彩票中的，是我自己用手指頭打出來的，如果你想要的話，我也可以給你打一下。
I have a deposit of 30 million in my hand. Of course, it's not from my parents, nor did I buy lottery tickets by myself. It's from my fingers.
在這裡祝那些不喜歡我的人能夠每天快樂，（嘻嘻，願望說出來就不靈啦）
Here to those who don't like me can be happy every day.
我感覺我最近總是忘東西，記性很不好，不知道是不是老了的原因，一些東西放在哪裡就不記得了，今天我又看見別人就問他，我是不是給你臉了？
I feel that I always forget things recently, memory is very bad, I do not know is the reason of old, some things put where don't remember, today I saw someone else asked him, Do I give you face?
請你不要再對我這樣冷冰冰的了，你不知道這樣，我會感冒的嗎？
Please don't be so cold to me, you don't know this, I will catch a cold?
一直以來，我都想跟我那些朋友說一句，請不要跟我借錢，畢竟大家都是差不多的年齡，難道你窮，我就不窮嗎？
All the time, I want to say to my friends, please don't borrow money from me, after all, we are all about the same age, is it possible that if you are poor, I am not poor?
真的搞不懂現在的一些男孩子，打遊戲的時候連女朋友電話都不接，我就問你，遊戲魅力是不是可以重開，可是萬一要是女朋友魅力，你們想過那種感覺嗎？那你的遊戲就可以一直玩下去了。
I really don't understand that some boys nowadays don't even answer their girlfriend's phone when they are playing video games. I will ask you if the game charm can be restarted. But if the girlfriend charm, have you ever thought about that kind of feeling? Then you can play the game forever.
假如你喜歡看美妝視頻的話，時間一長你就可以知道，這些美妝博主都有一個共同的特性，那就是好像長得都不差。
If you like to watch the video of beauty makeup, a long time you can know, these beauty makeup bloggers have a common characteristic, that is, it seems that the growth is not bad.
對於有些人，我真的很想跟你說，你自己主動找我一下會死嗎？偏偏要逼得我發朋友圈才行。
For some people, I really want to tell you, would you die if you came to me? You have to force me to post in your circle of friends.
結語：既然不開心是一天，開心也是一天，那麼為什麼不開開心心的過完每一天呢？自己又何必為難自己是吧！
Conclusion: Since unhappy is a day, happy is also a day, so why not happy to end every day? Why bother yourself is it!
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