1、雙十一清空的不是我的購物車，而是我的支付寶。
Double eleven empties not my shopping cart, but my Alipay.
2、給貝貝搶了個狗罐頭我就睡了，完全沒有雙11剁手的需要。
Grab a can of dog for Beibei and I go to sleep. There is no need for double-11 to chop hands.
3、放棄一個人很難，但是要我放棄逛淘寶難上加難。
It's hard to give up a person, but it's even more difficult for me to give up shopping on Taobao.
4、所謂雙11剁手節，其實我敗家的都已到了七七八八啦。
The so-called double 11 chopping hands Festival, in fact, I have been a loser to 7788.
5、雙十一清空了噹噹電子書的購物車也算是參加雙十一了。
The shopping cart of Dangdang e-book has been cleared up on the double 11.
6、雙十一唯一的購物車，圖截完了，該打錢了。
It's the only shopping cart on November 11. It's time to pay.
7、別人都叫清空購物車，我老婆叫清空貨櫃。
Other people call empty shopping cart, my wife calls empty container.
8、這個雙十一是1點付尾款？我？明天還要上班。
This double 11 is 1 o'clock. I have to go to work tomorrow.
9、拯救剁手黨，這個11.11我要不一樣的活動。
Save the chopper party, this 11.11 I'm not the same activity.
10、雙十一，求放過，單身狗這麼可愛的生物，就別虐了。
Double eleven, please let go, single dog such a lovely creature, don't abuse.
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