學數學它幹嘛？你買菜還能用三角函數買菜嗎？
回懟：但它能決定我在哪裡買菜。
What's math for? Can you buy vegetables with trigonometric functions?
Reply: but it can decide where I buy vegetables.
你是我的對象，你對我好是應該的。
回懟：我對你好，是想讓你對我也一樣好，而不是為了襯託你多厲害。
You are my girlfriend. You should be nice to me.
Reply: I want you to be as good to me as I am to you, not to set off how good you are.
我外賣都給你送到樓底下了，你就不能下來一下嗎？
回懟：你看樓下飯店多不多，你猜我為什麼點外賣。
I've sent all my takeaway to you downstairs. Can't you come down for a while?
Reply: how many restaurants are downstairs? Guess why I ordered takeout.
年輕人到了適合年齡，就趕緊結婚吧！
回懟：怎麼？難道人到了平均壽命還得死啊！
Young people to the right age, quickly get married!
Reply: what? Do people have to die when they reach the average life span!
你家裡沒有老人嗎？不知道給老人讓座。
回懟：我爺爺奶奶有文化，公交車上不掐架。
Don't you have an old man in your family? You don't know how to give up your seat to an old man.
Reply: my grandparents are educated. There is no pinch on the bus.
其實吧，你長得還可以，就是有點胖，你要減個肥，肯定會有男的追。
回懟：你知道為什麼有的老人能活到一百歲嗎？因為他們不愛管閒事。
In fact, you can grow well, but you are a little fat. If you want to lose weight, there will be men chasing you.
Reply: Do you know why some old people live to be 100? Because they don't like to meddle.
他做的是不對，但是你也不能那麼斤斤計較吧！
回懟：我不斤斤計較，難道我得一克一克的去算？
What he did is wrong, but you can't be so fussy!
Reply: I don't care about everything. Do I have to do it in grams?
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