錢已經在借了，七夕陪我行嗎？
The money is already being borrowed. Can Qixi Festival accompany me?
如果你們七夕實在沒人要，可以聯繫我，我認識幾個狗販子。
If you don't want Qixi Festival, you can contact me. I know some dog dealers.
明天就是七夕了，希望朋友圈秀恩愛的能提前屏蔽我，我要是有罪，法律會制裁我，不需要你們用這種方式來懲罰我。
Tomorrow is Qixi Festival, I hope friends show love in advance to block me, if Iam guilty. The law will punish me, and you don't have to punish me in this way.
明天是東方情人節，幸好我是南方人。
Tomorrow is Eastern Valentine's Day, but fortunately I' m from the South.
只要我微商加的多，別人的糧就撒不到我碗裡。
As long as I add more, other people's food will not be scattered in my bowl.
愛情除了能給你添堵它還能幹啥？
What can love do but to add to it.
我跟蚊子說好了。今晚它會代替我親你。
I told the mosquito. Tonight it will kiss you instead of me.
今天七夕，借過一下。
Today, Qixi Festival, excuse me.
又到了一年一度我和織女見面的時候了，激動。
It's time for the annual meeting between Weaver and me, excited.
七夕沒這麼好送的 送幾個愛秀恩愛的滾出列表。
Qixi Festival is not so good to send, send a few love show love out of the list.
提前通知一下：牛郎已被隔離，七夕取消。
Notice in advance: Cowherd has been quarantined, Qixi Festival cancelled.
想和我過七夕嗎？那就想著吧，年輕人應該有自己的夢想。
Want to spend Qixi Festival with me? Then think, young people should have their own dreams
你們就一個對象，我的老公網際網路上千千萬。
You are the same object, my husband on the Internet.
七夕年年都有，單身的我可不常有，預購從速。
Qixi Festival every year, single I do not often, buy quickly.
如果七夕你不想一個人過，叫聲爸爸以後就是一家人了。
If Qixi Festival you don't want to live alone, dad will be a family.
【圖源：汐音繪畫】【侵權刪】