[Post Game Thread] The Golden State Warriors (4-2) eliminate the Houston Rockets (2-4) yet again, 118-113, to advance to the Conference Finals despite the absence of Kevin Durant.
【賽後帖】金州勇士在杜蘭特缺陣的情況下以118-113戰勝休斯頓火箭，挺進西部決賽！
克萊27分2籃板，庫裡33分5籃板4助攻，伊格達拉17分3助攻5搶斷，格林8分10籃板7助攻，盧尼14分5籃板，利文斯頓11分2籃板；哈登35分8籃板5助攻4搶斷，保羅27分11籃板6助攻，塔克15分4籃板2助攻3搶斷，戈登9分4助攻，卡佩拉10分10籃板，裡弗斯9分。
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[–]Spurs ephemeral_speck 8081 points 7 hours ago
"Will and can we ever beat this basketball team?"
No... No, I'm afraid not
馬刺球迷：「咱們還能且有機會擊敗這支球隊嗎？」
不……沒了，我覺得是不可能了
[–]Celtics Man0nTheMoon915 4312 points 7 hours ago
Warriors reminding /r/nba that they’re still the Warriors
凱爾特人球迷：勇士提醒吧裡的兄弟，他們仍然是那支勇士。
[–]Syhxs 4960 points 7 hours ago
While the Rockets remind r/nba that they’re still the Rockets.
火箭則提醒吧裡的兄弟，他們仍然是那支火箭。
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 4346 points 7 hours ago
No KD
No Cousins
Home game
Curry scoreless first half
AND THE ROCKETS STILL LOSE
王治郅球迷：沒有阿杜，沒有考辛斯，主場作戰，庫裡上半場一分未得。火箭還是輸了！！！
[–]Pistons xixi90 5704 points 7 hours ago
No Durant. Curry doesn't score for 2 quarters. Rockets still lose.
Really Houston?
活塞球迷：沒有杜蘭特，庫裡兩節沒得分，火箭居然還能輸。
這真是休斯頓？？？
[–]Rockets DoctorZzzzz 268 points 7 hours ago
Game tied at the half with Curry at 0. Not a good look at all.
火箭球迷：庫裡得0分半場還打平呢，壓根就沒佔上風。
[–]Rockets americagigabit 1165 points 7 hours ago
If you didn’t enjoy this game then you don’t enjoy Houston basketball
火箭球迷：如果你不享受這場比賽，那你就是不享受我休斯頓的籃球。
[–]Rockets whospepesilvia 783 points 7 hours ago
I didn’t enjoy this game, and now I don’t like basketball.
火箭球迷：我就不享受這場比賽，現在我也不喜歡籃球了。
[–]Rockets SultanOilMoney 71 points 7 hours ago
Someone said that the game was rigged to go to 7 but the Rockets were too shit, LOL
Even as a Rockets fan I found this funny
火箭球迷：還有人說這場比賽鐵定要進搶七，可是窩火太爛了啊，哈哈哈哈哈
我這個火蜜都覺得搞笑。
[–]NBA PinXan 1704 points 8 hours ago
The most defining feature of this Warriors dynasty is them beating your team every fucking year
最能定義勇士王朝的特徵就是，他們每年都特麼要把你們揍一遍。
[–]Celtics OpinionatedCanadian 2391 points 8 hours ago
2018: We』ll never miss 27 threes in a row.
2019: Curry will never score 30+ in the second half after not scoring once in the first.
凱爾特人球迷：2018年：我們再也不會連續投丟27個三分了！
2019年：庫裡再也不會在上半場0分的情況下下半場得到30+了！
[–]Bulls foursteez 358 points 7 hours ago
trade Harden & CP3, move to Seattle
公牛球迷：把哈登和保羅送走把，搬到西雅圖去！
[–][GSW] Wilt Chamberlain testbug0 268 points 7 hours ago
No one will take CP3's contract
勇士球迷：保羅這合同是沒人要的
[–]Suns p0tatoman 6974 points 7 hours ago
This is what happens when you don't stay me7o
太陽球迷：當初不要甜瓜的時候就應該想到會有這一天。
[–][NYK] Jeremy Lin FrugalPants 704 points 7 hours ago
LMAO
籃網球迷：笑死老子了！
[–]Bucks MoistTemporary 1260 points 7 hours ago
This is what happens when Paul Pierce favors a team - they lose.
雄鹿球迷：當皮爾斯支持某支球隊的時候，你就應該知道這支球隊會輸。
[–]IsThisMe8 237 points 7 hours ago
Thank you Charles Barkley for saying that Warriors would not win. Knew that was a good sign.
感謝巴克利之前說勇士贏不了，我就知道這是個利好。
[–]Nets AtWorkAndOnReddit 1362 points 7 hours ago
Rockets were up 7 with a 3-on-1 break and pulled the ball out. Proceeded to throw up a garbage shot and Warriors ended up cutting the lead to 2. Harden's offensive foul against Draymond with 2 minutes left in a one possession game was unforgivable. That was a bad loss.
籃網球迷：火箭有次快攻3打1的時候領先7分，他們把球往外帶。接著瞎JB投，然後勇士一波流把分差縮小到兩分。
還剩兩分鐘的時候，哈登對追夢的那個進攻犯規是不可原諒的。這種方式輸球太垃圾了。
[–]jimbo_rice22 2583 points 7 hours ago
Mike D'antoni: most Houston kids are asleep now so I can say this, our guys were NOT fucking giants out there, in fact they were fucking dwarves
德安東尼：大部分休斯頓孩子這會兒都睡著了，所以我可以爆粗了，我們的隊員可不是特麼的巨人，而是特麼的侏儒。（利物浦主帥克洛普在球隊逆轉巴薩賽後採訪時爆粗口稱讚隊員們就是XX地巨人）
[–]Warriors Danny1556 669 points 8 hours ago
If they had CP3 they would have won.
勇士球迷：如果他們之前有保羅，人家當時就贏了呢！
[–]Warriors EndlessBreadsticks 198 points 8 hours ago
"We want the warriors" - Clint Capela
勇士球迷：卡佩拉：「我們想打勇士！」
[–]Spurs behappyPAO 398 points 7 hours ago
THEY PAID CAPELA 90 MILLION TO GET WRECKED BY KEVON LOONEY
馬刺球迷：火箭給卡佩拉9000萬就是為了讓他被盧尼爆虐的吧。
[–]Warriors bayarea_fanboy 73 points 5 hours ago
Not giving Looney that qualifying offer looks pretty dumb right now
勇士球迷：現在看來，之前咱們不給盧尼資質報價的行為很蠢啊
[–]Lakers EvanH98 1578 points 8 hours ago
The Rockets played like they were up 3-1 instead of down 3-2 in the series. What a damn joke
湖人球迷：火箭這場比賽不像是2-3落後啊，感覺他們大比分3-1領先一樣。真尼瑪瞎搞。
[–]Lakers internethungry 242 points 8 hours ago
Exactly didn't play like their season was on the line
湖人球迷：完全感覺不到他們是在生死存亡邊緣戰鬥。
[–]Rockets k3e7 155 points 8 hours ago
We didn't deserve to win at all. No sense of urgency, no leadership, no heart.
Confusing coaching decisions all series as well. Where the fuck was the team that got us here? Where was Danuel House and Kenneth Faried? WHY THE FUCK IS IMAN SHUMPERT GETTING MORE TIME THAN HE'S GOTTEN ALL SEASON???
We had every opportunity possible. No Boogie, KD getting injured, and Curry playing like shit for most of the series.
This team just does not have the champion spirit, whatever it is.
火箭球迷：我們完全不該贏球。沒有緊迫感，沒有領導力，沒有求勝欲。
教練的場上部署整個系列賽都是讓人懵逼的。那支帶我們走到這一步的火箭特麼去哪兒了？豪斯和法裡埃德哪兒去了？
尼瑪憑啥香波特的出場時間比常規賽加起來還多？
我們本來是佔盡了天時地利人和的，對手沒有考神，杜蘭特又受傷，庫裡這輪系列賽大部分時間打得跟屎一樣。
這支火箭壓根就沒有冠軍意志，隨它去吧。
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[–]Nuggets abris33 2192 points 7 hours ago
KD could sit the whole WCF, and they could chop off Curry's hand and Klay would still fuck us or the Blazers
掘金球迷：杜蘭特或許會缺戰整個西決，把庫裡的手砍下來都沒事，不管是掘金還是開拓者，克萊都能硬懟。
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 430 points 7 hours ago
Especially if it's Game 6.
王治郅球迷：特別是到G6的時候。
[–]Lakers MMDroxy 4749 points 7 hours ago
Game 6:
Klay Thompson: I am inevitable.
湖人球迷：G6的克萊：我是無法迴避的！！
[–]Warriors Grochen 971 points 7 hours ago
Dread it. Run from it. Game 6 Klay arrives all the same.
勇士球迷：你害怕也好，逃避也罷，G6的克萊從不缺席。
[–]Celtics dankand 151 points 8 hours ago
Klay was insane this game. Offense first half, and defense second half.
凱爾特人球迷：克萊這場比賽太牛了。上半場展現進攻能力，下半場展示防守才華。
[–]Warriors FruitByTheCubit 56 points 8 hours ago
That jump near the end was so fucking clutch
勇士球迷：那在終場前的那個跳投太尼瑪關鍵了。
[–]Warriors fuckyouidontneedone 347 points 8 hours ago
I'm GAME 6 KLAY FUCKING THOMPSON. you know who i am
勇士球迷：我是G6克萊-去尼瑪的-湯普森！！你知道我是誰。
[–]Lakers Sinnedbackwards 1388 points 7 hours ago
Steph: and I..am sky fucker.
湖人球迷：庫裡：那我……就是庫日天！
[–]Pacers TheManWithSomeGoals 875 points 8 hours ago
Everyone post your apologies here for forgetting how good Steph is.
步行者球迷：大傢伙兒都來這兒給庫裡道歉，誰讓你們忘了他有多強的！
[–]NBA thedominoeffect_ 727 points 6 hours ago
In the past few days, /r/nba had completely forgotten the Splash Brothers are still an actual thing
過去這些天吶，吧裡的人完全忘了，水花兄弟依然是惹不起的。
[–][BOS] Sam Cassell Squidman007 150 points 8 hours ago
SPLASH MODE ACTIVATED
凱爾特人球迷：水花模式激活！！！
[–]Warriors SF1034 391 points 7 hours ago
Curry's first scoreless postseason half followed up by his highest scoring post-season half.
勇士球迷：庫裡季後賽首個半場鴨蛋之後，隨之而來的就是季後賽半場最高得分。
[–][TOR] Tracy McGrady CozyHov 1895 points 7 hours ago
Curry was scoring for charity in the first half
猛龍球迷：庫裡上半場那是為慈善事業而得分呢
[–]WarriorsThe_Great_Saiyaman21 767 points 7 hours ago
I mean he only went 0-5, it's really not as bad as people would like you to believe. He just didn't get to play many minutes because of foul trouble.
勇士球迷：我覺得吧他當時只是5中0而已，實際上也沒大家以為得那麼菜。他只是因為犯規的困擾而沒多少出場時間而已。
[–][TOR] Tracy McGrady CozyHov 527 points 7 hours ago
Yes of course but still 0 points at half is something out of the ordinary for a player of his caliber. He missed layups that he makes 90 percent of the time
猛龍球迷：是這麼個理，可是半場0分對他這個級別的球員來說還是說不過去的。他當時連平常十拿九穩的上籃都能上丟啊。
[–]Lakers Apisit100 4148 points 7 hours ago
2016 Curry showed up in the 2nd half, poor rockets.
湖人球迷：2016年那個庫裡在下半場現身了，可憐的火箭啊
[–]random3887 1554 points 7 hours ago
Steph hit his last 75 free throws in the 4th quarter in the playoffs...wtf
庫裡在季後賽的第四節已經連續命中75個罰球了……我尼瑪
[–]Warriors ajnelsonalpha 619 points 7 hours ago
yeah back to 2015? crazy stat
勇士球迷：是啊，貌似上次投丟還是在2015年吧？這太瘋狂了
[–]Bucks MoistTemporary 569 points 7 hours ago*
Curry's clutch stats in TS% and points in post season (last 5 min and 5 points or less point differential) is MUCH better than Durant's or LeBron's. Statistically this guy is the definition of clutch.
雄鹿球迷：在季後賽裡，庫裡在真實命中率和得分上的關鍵數據（最後五分鐘和5分以內的分差時）要比阿杜和詹姆斯強太多。就數據上來看，他詮釋了什麼叫關鍵。
[–][LAL] Kyle Kuzma ZombieJesusOG 497 points 7 hours ago
When Steph Curry had zero points near the half Jeff Van Gundy: "Why isn't Steph criticized more for a performance like this."
Mark Jackson with his only insightful comment ever: "maybe because Steph has 3 championships and Harden is looking for one."
湖人球迷：庫裡半場快結束只有0分時，範甘迪說：「庫裡都這種表現了，為啥沒有更多的人噴他呢」
馬克-傑克遜馬上回了一句他這輩子唯一有洞察力的評論：「或許是因為庫裡有三個冠軍在手，而哈登還在努力爭取第一個呢。」
[–]Lakers Rum_Smuggling_Shaman 1300 points 8 hours ago*
Everyone claimed he was washed and that he never deserved what he's accomplished. Proceeds to drop 33 points with a dislocated finger like some Kobe shit.
湖人球迷：大家之前都說庫裡不行了，說啥他一直都配不上他所取得的成就。然後他就帶著那個脫臼的手指像科比一樣砍下了33分。
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[–]NBA HansBaccaR23po 1666 points 8 hours ago
Rockets 2018: "if we had CP3 last year we would've beat the warriors"
Rockets 2019: "we have a healthy CP3 AND Durant is hurt in a crucial game 6?!? We got this shit, easy"
Steph/Klay: "Hold my beer"
2018年的火箭：「要是我們有保羅，我們就淘汰勇士了。」
2019年的火箭：「我們有了健康的保羅，杜蘭特又在關鍵的G6中傷缺？！那還不穩了，小菜一碟啊」
水花兄弟：「扶我起來！」
[–]Nuggets sinkephelopathy 1054 points 8 hours ago*
After all the talking from Rockets fans about how CP3 was way more important than Iggy they go out like this. No Durant. Steph 0 points first half. On their home court.
Fucking legendary.
掘金球迷：火蜜們之前老是說保羅的缺陣比一哥的缺陣影響大太多，然後現在搞了這麼一出。沒有杜蘭特，庫裡半場0分，而且你火還是主場。
這真特麼經典！
[–]76ers Lozerpunmpkin 636 points 8 hours ago
Finally we don’t have to hear about the 「but CP3」 nonsense
76人球迷：咱們終於不用再聽那些「如果保羅……」之類的鬼話了。
[–][WAS] John Wall Im_a_Knob 211 points 8 hours ago*
F to Houston. It’s gonna be a long off-season.
奇才球迷：休斯頓這個休賽期將會很漫長咯
[–]Nets zase1 2131 points 8 hours ago
I missed these Warriors
籃網球迷：我想念當年那支勇士了
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 299 points 8 hours ago
The KD and Cousins-less Warriors.
The Splash Brothers-led Warriors
王治郅球迷：那支沒有杜蘭特和考辛斯的勇士，那支水花兄弟說了算的勇士
[–]Kings Ask_Me_If_I_Suck 1077 points 8 hours ago
Honestly watching Klay and Steph dominate again was nice
國王球迷：講真，看到克萊和庫裡再次主宰比賽真好
[–]Pelicans hak091 759 points 8 hours ago
Klay took care of the 1st half. Curry took care of the 2nd half.
Splash bros for life!
鵜鶘球迷：克萊主宰上半場，庫裡接管下半場。
一生水花粉！
[–]Knicks BCastle18 240 points 8 hours ago
Felt like OKC game 6 2016 where Klay balled almost all game and Curry ended it with some clutch shots at the end
尼克斯球迷：這場比賽感覺像是2016年他們打雷霆的G6，當時克萊幾乎全場超神，最後庫裡一波關鍵球收割。
[–][GSW] Shaun Livingston sweatshirt35 177 points 8 hours ago
Get rid of Durant and build around the new Big Three: Klay, Curry, and Looney
勇士球迷：送走杜蘭特，圍繞新三巨頭建隊吧：克萊、庫裡和盧尼！
[–][SEA] Kevin Durant YungFurl 98 points 8 hours ago
If KD doesn't resign I hope you guys give Looney the money needed to keep him. He has earned it in a big way.
超音速球迷：如果阿杜不續約，我希望你們不惜花大價錢也要留住盧尼。這是他在大場面下用關鍵表現贏得的。
[–][DET] Ben Wallace Gary-LazerEyes 831 points 8 hours ago
Not even gonna lie, I was pretty intrigued by KD joining the Warriors and forming the most talented NBA team ever. Just wanted to see it. But I also kinda forgot how fucking enthralling their style was before they just relied on KD. Really excited for the rest of the playoffs now.
活塞球迷：不扯謊，當初杜蘭特加盟勇士組成NBA史上最具天賦的球隊之時，我還是很有興趣的。就是想看看會有啥效果。可是我漸漸有點忘了，依賴阿杜前的那支勇士當年的打法是有多麼的迷人。我現在對於剩下的季後賽真的很期待。
[–]8380atgmaildotcom 355 points 8 hours ago
Kerr went 11 deep. The ball movement was cool to watch. Late in the game with the Curry-Draymond pick and roll and then play hot potato
科爾這場比賽用了11人。勇士的轉移球看著太爽了。比賽末段庫裡和追夢的擋拆打得風生水起啊
[–]mar21182 154 points 8 hours ago
As long as Steph Curry is on the Warriors, they will always present the same problem to opponents. If you don't hard double Curry on the pick and roll, he'll absolutely kill you. If you decide to double him and get the ball out of his hands, you'll leave multiple guys wide open.
NBA players can make open shots. Curry's presence on the court will always give other players open shots. As long as he's on the court, the Warriors will be incredibly difficult to defend.
只有庫裡還在勇士，他們就能一直給對手製造同樣的麻煩。如果你在防擋拆時不包夾庫裡，那他肯定會製造殺傷。如果你打算包夾他迫使他觸球，那你就會讓勇士的很多球員出現空位。NBA級別的球員能投進那種球的。庫裡的存在會一直讓隊友得到空位投籃機會。只要他在場上，勇士就很難防。
[–]Warriors Ionkkll 47 points 6 hours ago
The only man who has figured out how to shut down Steph is Steve Kerr by refusing to run PnR with him until things are desperate.
勇士球迷：唯一知道怎麼掐死庫裡的是科爾，畢竟他只有在危急時刻才會讓庫裡打擋拆。
[–]Spurs OUisBack 175 points 8 hours ago
I love the sport of Basketball. Every year, a bunch of teams gets together to play and in the end, Golden State wins.
馬刺球迷：我可真是喜歡籃球這項運動哦，每年都會有一幫球隊熱熱鬧鬧地湊在一起你爭我奪，最後的勝者還是勇士。
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 668 points 8 hours ago
LETS GO BUCKS!
r/NBA
王治郅球迷：直播吧：加油啊，雄鹿！！
[–]Bulls Falt_ssb 415 points 8 hours ago
GIANNIS
PRAY TO THE GREEK GOD
公牛球迷：還有字母哥呢，向希臘神明祈禱啊！！！
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[–]Heat Number333 986 points 8 hours ago
Harden's turnover at 1:25 just throwing the ball to Klay was awful. It was just a 5-point game. Even as the Warriors missed it cost them a scoring opportunity. What are you gonna do when Klay hits that 3 to put them up 6 tho.
Oh well, only 2 Game 7's on Sunday then.
熱火球迷：哈登在比賽還剩1分25秒時把球直接給到克萊手裡的那個失誤太致命了。就五分球啊。即便之後勇士投丟了火箭也還是有機會。可是當克萊用那記三分把分差拉開到6分時，你還能咋辦呢？
行了，咱們周日只能看兩場搶七了。
[–]Lakers riddleme 284 points 8 hours ago
Steph being the good guy allowing his parents to watch his brother play.
湖人球迷：庫裡真是個好孩子，讓父母周日可以安心去看弟弟的比賽了。
[–]Bucks Alistair_C_Cookie 222 points 8 hours ago
Harden: "My only regret is not being in enough foul trouble to foul out with two minutes left to beat traffic to the strip club."
雄鹿球迷：哈登：「我唯一懊惱的是沒能早早犯滿離場，這樣我就可以提前兩分鐘走人，避開晚高峰趕到脫衣舞俱樂部了。」
[–][HOU] Tracy McGrady AemonSteelsong 41 points 7 hours ago
Oh well, that's that. Best of luck to the Warriors, they deserved this win with their energy and grit. In Houston, they say never underestimate the heart of a champion and you guys showed us what it means to be champions, again. Hope KD comes back at full strength.
火箭球迷：行了，就這樣吧。祝勇士好運，他們打得很有激情很拼，配得上這場勝利。休斯頓人說永遠不要低估一顆冠軍的心，而勇士再次告訴我們，冠軍意味著什麼。希望杜蘭特能滿血回歸。
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編譯：雲長刮個痧