一,你算哪塊小餅乾!
You are no cookie!
二,我不喜歡你這個小朋友,請你馬上消失!
I don't like you as a little friend, please disappear at once!
三,真是貓改不了吃小魚乾
It's true that cats can't change eat small fish
四,去你個旋風小土豆!
Fuck you, whirlwind potato!
五,像你這種爛銀,我才不稀罕嘞
Bad silver like you, I don't want it
六,我撅起嘴不是為了親親,而是要罵你是居居
I pursed my lips not to kiss, but to scold you as a resident
七,我只是想罵人,不想罵你
I just want to call names, not scold you
八,你晃晃腦袋,聽聽有沒有大海的聲音
Shake your head and listen to the sound of the sea
九,我的眼裡只有你,你的大臉讓我看不到別人。
I only have you in my eyes, and your big face makes me unable to see others.
十,脖子挺可愛就是裝了個豬腦袋
It's a lovely neck with a pig's head
十一,你這個老不要臉的小壞蛋
You old shameless little wretch
十二,你這個學歷胎教的小蠢蛋
You little fool with prenatal education
十三,你這個弱智的小屎殼郎
You retarded little dung beetles
十四,任何人工智慧都敵不過閣下這款天然傻瓜
No artificial intelligence can match your natural fool
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