我來念一句令你坐立難安的咒語，奶茶。
I'll read a mantra that makes it hard for you to sit still, milk tea.
如果喝水都會長胖的話，為什麼不喝奶茶呢？
If drinking water will make you fat, why not drink milk tea?
我生病了問醫生能不能喝奶茶，醫生說可以喝一點點，我問他喜茶行不行，他讓我滾。
When I was sick, I asked the doctor if I could drink milk tea. The doctor said I could drink a little. I asked him if he could like tea. He asked me to get out.
奶茶加珍珠，我要胖嘟嘟。
Milk tea and pearls, I want to be chubby.
周杰倫這麼成功的人都不能戒奶茶？我憑什麼可以？
Can't a successful man like Jay Chou quit milk tea? Why should I?
我對朋友的最基本要求是，我冬天難過時，給我一熱杯奶茶 ，我夏天開心時，給我一杯冰奶茶。
My basic requirement for my friends is to give me a hot cup of milk tea when I'm sad in winter and an ice tea when I'm happy in summer.
戀愛可以慢慢談，奶茶必須馬上喝。
Love can talk slowly, milk tea must be drunk immediately.
午餐加雞腿，奶茶最大杯。
Add chicken leg for lunch, and the biggest cup of milk tea.
天冷了，你可以把多喝熱水改成多喝奶茶嗎，這樣子我可能會更喜歡你一點點。
It's cold. Can you change drinking more hot water to drinking more milk tea? I might like you a little more.
對象沒有不要緊，奶茶不喝要傷心。
It doesn't matter if you don't drink milk tea.
生命裡的人走來走去，但珍珠奶茶永遠在我手裡。
People in my life walk around, but pearl milk tea is always in my hand.
奶茶一杯，快樂起飛。奶茶喝的好，財富少不了。奶茶喝得多 ，美女變帥哥。
A cup of milk tea, take off happily. Milk tea is good to drink, and wealth is indispensable. Drink more milk tea, beauties become handsome men.
快樂可以沒有，但奶茶必須有！
Happy can not have, but milk tea must have!
珍珠是美容的，牛奶是補鈣的，茶是養生的，珍珠奶茶美容補鈣又養生，不喝是傻嗎。
Pearl is beauty, milk is calcium, tea is health, pearl milk tea beauty calcium and health, not to drink is silly.
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