1、 有人問我為什麼那麼黑？真有意思，都說一白可以遮百醜，你白的目的是為了遮掩你的醜，我又不醜。
I was asked why I was so dark? It's really interesting. They say that a white can cover up a hundred ugliness. The purpose of your whiteness is to cover up your ugliness. I'm not ugly.
2、 上帝把你窗戶給關上了，然後又堵上了你的門，這時候請不要害怕，上帝有可能要給你開空調了。
God closed your window, and then blocked your door, please don't be afraid, God may turn on the air conditioner for you.
3、 把飯做鹹了可以放一會再吃，因為時間可以衝淡一切。
If the rice is salty, you can eat it later because time can dilute everything.
4、 如果你一直單身，就應該考慮下自己的原因，是不是自己對性別的要求太嚴格了？
If you are single all the time, you should consider your reasons. Are you too strict with your gender?
5、 冬天了，腳好冷啊，小哪吒的風火輪借我踩幾天該多好啊。
It's winter. My feet are so cold. How nice it would be if I stepped on the wind fire wheel of little Nezha for a few days.
6、 從今天開始，我再也不是「單身狗」了，以後請叫我「孤狼」。
From today on, I am no longer a "single dog". Please call me "lone wolf" in the future.
7、 當你實在太累，想休息時，你一定要記住，別人還在努力奔跑，所以你一定要再努力一把，伸出你的雙腿，把他人絆倒。
When you are really tired and want to rest, you must remember that others are still trying to run, so you must try again, stretch out your legs and trip others.
8、 像我這樣的姑娘，現在除了體重，我還真找不到其它東西可以壓得住我的美貌。
For a girl like me, I can't find anything else to hold my beauty apart from my weight.
9、 我從來沒有誇過我的老公，如果非要讓我誇一次的話，我只說6個字「娶了個好媳婦」。
I have never boasted about my husband. If I have to praise him once, I only say six words: "married a good daughter-in-law"
10、 別自以為是地認為世界拋棄了你，其實世界根本就沒有時間搭理你。
Don't think that the world has abandoned you. In fact, the world has no time to pay attention to you.
11、別哭，親愛的，就算全世界都欺負你，也就不差我一個了。
Don't cry, honey, even if the whole world bullies you, I won't be one.
12、相親女人都非常現實，我長得這麼醜，他們對我的第一印象竟然是窮。
Nowadays, dating women are very realistic. I look so ugly. Their first impression of me is that I am poor.
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