1、
分手的時候，白天倒還好，可一到晚上，就再也抑制不住內心的感情，一個人蒙在被子裡，偷偷地笑了起來。
When we broke up, it was fine during the day, but at night, I couldn't restrain my inner feelings anymore. I was buried in a quilt and laughed secretly.
2、
哎哎，你能分清奶牛和黃牛的叫聲嗎？
奶牛是：哞~
黃牛是：北京去嘛，廣州去嘛，票子要嘛 ~
Hey, can you distinguish the calls of cows and cattle?
The cow is: moo~
The scalpers are: go to Beijing, go to Guangzhou, want tickets~
3、
英語不好所以隨身都帶一本超厚的牛津英漢雙解詞典，只要誰跟我說英語，我就拿詞典掄他。
English is not good, so I always bring a thick Oxford English-Chinese dictionary with me. As long as anyone speaks English to me, I will use the dictionary.
4、
請用兩個字形容你的對象，
在哪 ？
Please describe your object in two words,
where ?
5、
今天聚會朋友問我專業是什麼，我笑了，這麼跟你說吧，將來的整條華爾街，記住是整條，都是我掃。
Friends at the gathering today asked me what my profession is. I laughed. Let me tell you this. In the future, the whole Wall Street will be the whole one. I will sweep it.