言和、洛天依 - 神經病之歌
02:55來自提莫徐徐
從某個角度看我是很環保的，我特別珍惜不可再生資源，特別是錢，真的太珍貴了。
From a certain point of view, I am very environmentally friendly. I especially cherish non renewable resources, especially money, which is really precious.
喜歡我的請在下方評論區扣1，不喜歡我的請一萬字說明理由。
If you like me, please send 1 in the comments section below. If you don't like me, please explain the reason in 10000 words.
你不是真正的快樂，你的哈哈哈哈只是你穿的保護色。
You are not really happy, your ha ha ha ha is just the protective color you wear.
家族裡如果出了一個有出息的人，真的是全家族所有未成年人的災難。
If there is a promising person in the family, it is really a disaster for all minors in the family.
晚上能克制住生活的崩潰，能克制住感情的難受，就是克制不住肚子餓。
At night, if you can control the collapse of life and the pain of feelings, you can't help being hungry.
拿快遞前，感覺就像跟失散多年的親骨肉重逢，但常常拆開之後，發現孩子長得像隔壁老王。
Before taking the express, I felt like meeting with my relatives who had been separated for many years. But after opening it, I found that the child looked like Lao Wang next door.
這世界上不合理的事太多了。比如浴缸洗完我，我還要洗浴缸。
There are too many unreasonable things in the world. For example, after taking a bath, I have to take a bath.
一個低成本做導演小妙招：走在路上或者坐在車子裡的時候，耳機裡放首喜歡的歌，隨便觀察一下四周，看看路過的行人，看看汽車尾氣筒，看看天上的太陽，再看看奔跑的小狗，你眼睛裡的畫面和耳朵裡的這首歌，會在腦內組成一支只屬於你的小型MV！快去試試吧！
A low-cost director tips: when walking on the road or sitting in the car, put a favorite song in the headphones, look around casually, look at the passers-by, look at the car exhaust tube, look at the sun in the sky, and then look at the running dog. The painting in your eyes and the song in your ears will form a small MV only for you in your head! Try it!
關掉所有的壞情緒和想太多，睡個好覺，難過會在好夢中迷路，快樂會在第二天來臨。
Turn off all the bad emotions and think too much, sleep well, sad will get lost in good dreams, happiness will come the next day.
【圖源網絡，侵聯刪】