[Post Game Thread] The Dallas Mavericks (1-2) defeat the Los Angeles Clippers (2-1) 124-73. Luka Doncic with 24 points, 9 rebounds, and 8 assists and a steal in the blowout win.
【賽後帖】達拉斯獨行俠今日在客場以124-73狂勝洛杉磯快船。
東契奇24分9籃板8助攻，理察森21分3籃板2助攻，小哈達威18分5籃板2搶斷，史密斯8分，斯坦9分6籃板，布倫森11分2籃板3助攻；喬治15分2籃板4助攻，祖巴茨10分2籃板，伊巴卡13分9籃板，肯納德7分2籃板。
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[–]Lakers Woronoa_Woro 165 指標 5小時前
Lmaoooooooooo
湖人球迷：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
[–]Raptors Muglah 298 指標 5小時前
Today is a good day.
猛龍球迷：今天是個好日子
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant ElKapitanFlash 17 指標 5小時前
What a disgrace to staples center
湖人球迷：這是斯臺普斯的恥辱！
[–]Raptors MMPride 11 指標 3小時前
The Clippers are honestly real bros, whenever we're feeling bad they go and make us feel better with how bad they play lmao
It is indeed a good day.
猛龍球迷：快船還真是一幫實在人，只要你心裡不自在了，他們就能通過拉胯來整活讓你開心起來，哈哈哈
這確實是個好日子。
[–]Lakers zaytlimu 16 指標 5小時前
i really didnt think the clippers would be able to do anything more embarrassing than blowing a 3-1 lead but here we are
湖人球迷：之前我還真覺得快船往後再幹不出比3-1領先掉鏈子更丟人的事兒，現在看來是我錯了。
[–]Clippers eercelik21 57 指標 5小時前
i can’t believe what i’m seeing
快船球迷：我都不敢相信自己的眼睛
[–]Trail Blazers ajmcgill 5268 指標 3小時前23
The Mavericks could've scored 0 points in the 2nd half and they still would've won
開拓者球迷：哪怕獨行俠下半場掛蛋他們也還是能贏。
[–]Warriors Enzoben10 64 指標 4小時前
That was just utter domination from start to finish.
勇士球迷：從頭到尾的絕對統治。
[–]Buffalo Braves watercraker 18 指標 3小時前
Mavs could have not turned up for the second half and they would have still won.
獨行俠球員下半場不出場也能贏啊
[–]Mavericks mendelsin 645 指標 4小時前
The Mavericks scored 77 in the first half. They literally could』ve not scored at all in the second half and they still would』ve won.
獨行俠球迷：我俠上半場就拿了77分。下半場確實是一分不拿都能贏球。
[–]maverickhistorian 306 指標 4小時前
77 is a cool number
77是個好數字啊。
[–]Mavericks UnPhayzable 127 指標 4小時前
Luka chose well
獨行俠球迷：東契奇選得好啊
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 67 指標 3小時前
[Serious] Are the Mavericks allowed to retire the #77 while Luka is still an active player?
王治郅球迷：【嚴肅臉】雖說東契奇還沒退役，可是我俠能把77號先退役了嗎？
[–]Mavericks Mr-Sister-Fister21 168 指標 3小時前
And this was all without KP!! Like wtf??
獨行俠球迷：我們這場還沒有鉑金哦！！！快船玩毛啊？？
[–]Washington Bullets Threshorfeed 93 指標 3小時前
Jrich was a really good pickup lol
理察森這筆買賣做得真好，哈哈哈
[–]Warriors coatesishere 1496 指標 3小時前
Thanks to the Dallas Mavericks for giving the Clippers the full GS Warriors experience all in one half
勇士球迷：感謝獨行俠讓快船用半場的時間徹底體驗了一把我勇的快感←_←
[–]Warriors kurmutziku 25 指標 5小時前
At least the Warriors didn’t lose by 50 lol
勇士球迷：我勇至少沒被虐過50分啊，哈哈哈
[–]Warriors splinternz 16 指標 4小時前
Clippers fans laughing at the Dubs big losses 2 games in now like 「it’s only the third game of the season, gotta give it time」 lmao
勇士球迷：我勇之前兩場潰敗時船蜜還笑呢，現在天道好輪迴，他們就說「這才賽季第三場，慢慢來嘛」，哈哈哈哈哈
[–][DAL] Wang Zhizhi suzukigun4life 1090 指標 3小時前
Clippers shot 4/33 from 3 lol
王治郅球迷：快船三分33中4哦，嘿嘿
[–][LAL] Shannon Brown thelamb710 27 指標 4小時前
At some point... you just need to stop shooting them.
湖人球迷：都這份上了……幹嘛非得投個不停呢。
[–]Nuggets Guardax 429 指標 3小時前
Where the hell was this on Christmas
掘金球迷：特麼聖誕那天咋不見快船這麼打啊！
[–]Catwhisper3000 194 指標 3小時前
Honestly the answer is Kawhi. The team simply plays way harder when he's on the court compared to games where its just PG. Not saying having Kawhi would have caused a 50+ point swing, but I imagine the Clippers would have at least showed up to play if he was there.
其實答案就是小卡。小卡在的時候，快船打得確實是拼命得多，要是只有喬治，那就另一個畫風了。倒不是說小卡能改變50多分的分差，可我覺著要是小卡今天能打的話，至少快船眾將不敢怠慢。
[–]Hornets That1GuyYouKnow1 35 指標 5小時前
Kawhi just sitting at home thinking about where he’s going to play next season
黃蜂球迷：小卡這會兒坐在家裡考慮下賽季去哪兒打球呢
[–]Nuggets neutronicus 54 指標 2小時前
PG sees those "good luck forcing a trade after I ditch your ass" eyes
掘金球迷：喬治看到了小卡那種「我甩了你們之後你跑路時自求多福」的眼神。
[–]Lakers RickySuela 16 指標 3小時前
Just a preview of what they'll look like next year after Kawhi leaves to sign elsewhere.
湖人球迷：從這場比賽多少能看出點兒，小卡下賽季離開之後快船的樣子。
[–]Clippers _massaiwalker 22 指標 4小時前
Where’s Kawhi gonna go? He’s been trying to get to LA for years. This is where he wants to be. Don’t overact to one game
快船球迷：小卡能去哪兒呢？他這麼多年一直都想來洛杉磯打球。這就是他想待的地方。不必對一場比賽小題大做。
[–]HephaestusClangBang 9 指標 3小時前
It’s one thing to lose at home without Kawhi.
It’s an entirely different thing to lose by 51 at home without Kawhi.
Y』all should be a little concerned.
主場沒小卡輸球，這是一碼事。
可你沒小卡在主場還輸了51分，這又是一碼事。
你們應該擔心咯。
[–]Mavericks lost_in_trepidation 62 指標 5小時前
Why don't they just fire Doc Rivers?
獨行俠球迷：快船幹嘛不乾脆把裡弗斯炒掉算了呢？
[–]WayOff_P 47 指標 5小時前
They need to get rid of Trezz he's the problem
他們得甩掉哈雷爾啊，他才是問題所在。
[–]Lakers BurninCrab 7 指標 2小時前
Yeah can't believe Trezz didn't defend anyone that game
湖人球迷：是啊，哈雷爾這場比賽居然一個人都沒防。
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[–]Suns ThomB96 94 指標 5小時前
This is why Luke Kennard got paid the big bucks...
太陽球迷：難怪肯納德能拿這麼高的薪水……
[–]Lakers RickySuela 9 指標 3小時前
They swapped in L. Kennard for K. Leonard today and you barely noticed a difference.
湖人球迷：他們今天把K-萊昂納德換成了L-肯納德，幾乎沒啥區別啊。
[–]Raptors YellowExpresso 21 指標 4小時前
I don't know what's more gruesome: Ibaka's elbow to Kawhi's face, or this.
猛龍球迷：我也不知道哪個更殘暴：伊巴卡肘擊小卡面部還是這場比賽呢？
[–]Gran Destino _Elder_ 83 指標 4小時前
r/nba is eating good tonight.
大家今晚吃頓好的啊
[–]Raptors viking_machina 22 指標 3小時前
This should count as 2 wins
猛龍球迷：這場比賽應該算作兩場勝利。
[–][PHI] Allen Iverson EuroStep0 1227 指標 4小時前
looks like somebody told Clippers it is playoffs game
76人球迷：賽前是不是有人跟快船說這場是季後賽啊？(¬◡¬)
[–]DirkNowitzki sWife 160 指標 4小時前
That was Porn for me.
我就跟看毛片一樣。
[–]Thunder moneybooy 340 指標 4小時前
Skip Bayless on suicide watch
雷霆球迷：Skip（知名詹黑+船吹）要自閉了。
[–]MasterpieceEnough544 175 指標 4小時前
He turned this into a kawhi compliment
他拐著彎兒地誇起了小卡。
[–]Lakers PM_ME_UR__UPVOTE 41 指標 4小時前
LeBrons teams have never been 50 down at half time when he misses a game. Kawhi clearly is the better player. - skip
湖人球迷：skip：詹姆斯缺戰的時候，他的球隊從未半場落後過50分。所以說小卡顯然更強。
[–]Pacers NotoriusNC 90 指標 4小時前
This just proves that Kawhi is worth 50+ points to the clippers.
步行者球迷：這恰恰證明小卡對快船而言值50多分←_←
[–]Blakk_exe 53 指標 4小時前
How is this even possible at an NBA level? I understand it for a high school game because those players aren’t super curated. But these are guys on the highest level of basketball with contracts. Insane.
這種比賽怎麼會出現在NBA這種級別的賽事裡？你要說是高中比賽我還能理解，畢竟很多人也就是湊個熱鬧。可快船這幫人是拿著職業合同在打最高級別賽事啊。太沒節操了。
[–]Mavericks StrangeWriter 9 指標 3小時前
Well, if you consider the hundreds of thousands of NBA games that have been played, a 50 point halftime deficit was eventually going to happen. The crazy thing is that it happened to a 「contender」.
獨行俠球迷：你得這麼想啊，NBA賽事已經打過成千上萬場了，半場輸50分這種場面遲早會出現。最扯的是，這居然發生在一支「爭冠」球隊身上。
[–]Nets Anxiety-Minimum 39 指標 3小時前
Never underestimate the Clippers' ability to disappoint.
籃網球迷：永遠不要低估快船讓人失望的能力。
[–]Lakers RickySuela 26 指標 3小時前
Who's disappointed? This is a Christmas miracle
湖人球迷：誰失望哦？這可是聖誕奇蹟！
[–][TOR] Pascal Siakam jackie_chans_nose 30 指標 4小時前
Dallas took out starters before the end of the 3rd quarter. Just imagine the score if they were kept in. Ooof
開拓者球迷：達拉斯第三節還沒完就撤下了首發，要是不這麼早下呢……嘖嘖
[–]NBA jet_10 62 指標 4小時前
The Clippers fought back from nearing 60 down to end the game trailing only by 51 points, inspirational
快船從落後快60分一鼓作氣追到只輸51分啊，精神可嘉！
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[–]NBA PedosoKJ 60 指標 4小時前
Nice to see the Clippers in peak playoff mode this early into the season.
看到快船這麼早就進入巔峰季後賽狀態，真是舒服。
[–][MIA] Goran Dragić YouStillTakeDamage 508 指標 4小時前
Imagine this had been on Christmas.
熱火球迷：要是這場比賽在聖誕打就好咯
[–]Rockets jaypizzlepizzle 275 指標 4小時前
a good portion of our country would have witnessed a brutal genocide on christmas
火箭球迷：那咱們國家好多人就會見證一場殘酷的聖誕大屠殺。
[–][ATL] Mario West ATLjoe93 80 指標 3小時前
Relegation.
老鷹球迷：讓他們降級就完事了。
[–]Knicks SpideyBoi98 30 指標 3小時前
Not even to the G-League
尼克斯球迷：連發展聯盟都沒份。
[–]Grizzlies otaitau 91 指標 4小時前
Dame was right. These boys is chumps.
灰熊球迷：利拉德說的沒錯啊，快船這幫人就是蠢蛋。
[–]Next Mention20 90 指標 4小時前
This Clippers team baffles me. I get Kawhi was out, but no contending team should ever lose by 50 points in an NBA game. They were like this last year too. They would beat good teams and then get questionably blown out by others.
快船真把我搞糊塗了。小卡不在打得差我能理解，可你這支喊著要爭冠的球隊怎麼能輸50分呢。這操作就像上賽季。他們本該擊敗強隊，結果反倒被別人幹翻了。
[–]Kings luck_panda 39 指標 3小時前
Getting blown out by the kings twice. That was weird
國王球迷：還被我王打花過兩次，真是詭異
[–]Bulls TheSufferingPariah 690 指標 4小時前
"I’m back with my trainer that I had my MVP season… I’m locked in. As locked in as you can be… I’m on motherfucker's asses."
Paul George, December 10, 2020.
公牛球迷：2020年12月10日，保羅-喬治：「我已再度和我MVP賽季（MVP排名第三）的訓練師合作……我現在非常非常專注……我要打爆別人！」
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram xElectricW 141 指標 4小時前
It's still hilarious that his MVP season is him not even being the runner up lol
湖人球迷：笑死個人，哈哈哈，他說的MVP賽季裡他甚至連個第二都不算。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 355 指標 4小時前
Paul George should wait till he wins to make quotes, dude always makes a quote and some terrible shit happens.
湖人球迷：喬治還是等到奪冠之後再放狠話吧，這貨總是打自己臉。
[–]Lakers thelaziest998 53 指標 4小時前
Dude just keeps setting himself up for these shit storms.
湖人球迷：這貨就是不斷給自己挖坑然後往裡跳。
[–]sersleepsalot1 19 指標 4小時前
Seriously. That dude does play well, but his mouth always betrays him. Talk all the trash in the world after you win the chip.
說真的，喬治這賽季打得還不錯，可他這張嘴不受控制啊。奪冠之後再滿世界噴垃圾話不好嘛
[–][DAL] Dirk Nowitzki bendidlake 12 指標 3小時前
He wasn’t even that bad, he was the only Clipper with a pulse that first half
獨行俠球迷：他今天打得也沒那麼差，他是快船上半場唯一一個活人。
[–]Knicks Aktor56 35 指標 4小時前
Make fun of the clippers all you want but at the end of the day everybody on that roster has a ps5. Who’s the real winners here?
尼克斯球迷：你們想怎麼嘲笑快船隨意，反正他們人人都能拿到一臺PS5。誰才是真正的贏家呢？
[–]Tampa Bay Raptors Raptors2017champs 65 指標 4小時前
The Clippers wanted to make history this season and they did
猛龍球迷：快船賽季前就說想創造歷史，他們真做到了
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant Dongsquad420BlazeIt 329 指標 4小時前
Clippers built different this year
湖人球迷：快船這賽季面貌煥然一新啊。
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 155 指標 5小時前
Spent all off-season talking about how motivated they are, how they gonna be different.
Well they weren’t wrong, they def did something historic
湖人球迷：整個休賽期都在說球隊會如何充滿動力，如何做出改變。好吧，他們也沒說錯，確實改寫了歷史。
[–]ChampiongodFlow 144 指標 4小時前
Doing the impossible. Breaking all the records. They bout to blow a 3-0 lead I can feel it.
專門挑戰不可能，各種破紀錄，可以預見他們要來一次3-0領先再翻船
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[–]svadrif 525 指標 4小時前
Honestly, this game was not as close as the score indicated
講真，這場比賽的差距比比分還要大。
[–]jeremy9931 384 指標 4小時前
Really wasn't, Luka played 26 minutes. Had the starters ran their normal rotation, we may have actually seen 69.
還真是，東契奇就打了26分鐘。要是首發都正常輪換的話，咱們也許真能看到69(¬◡¬)
[–]Mavericks gabrielscariot 44 指標 4小時前
and Jrich was HOT
獨行俠球迷：理察森很火辣哦
[–]kama54 73 指標 5小時前
Somebody on the Clippers sub really blamed the 12:30 start time for this deficit lmaooo it’s so easy to dislike this team
快船專區居然有人真把這場潰敗怪到了12:30的比賽時間上了，哈哈哈哈，這隊真是討人嫌啊
[–]ASweet SaltySanchez 44 指標 5小時前
.... Im a clippers fan and even I think out of everything to scapegoat you choose the fuckin starting time is fuckin stupid. I swear supporting this team just gives you stockholm syndrome
……我是船蜜，各種甩鍋手段都想過了，那貨居然怪到特麼比賽時間上？真特麼憨批啊。粉上快船這隊就是會讓你出現斯德哥爾摩綜合症。
[–]Heat devil_dog_0341 43 指標 5小時前
What was the worst loss under Doc's time?
熱火球迷：快船在裡弗斯手下輸最慘是多少分？
[–]Lakers BeefyHamstrings 74 指標 5小時前*
46 points
144-98 at Golden State on January 28, 2017
湖人球迷：46.
2017年1月28日，98-144不敵金州勇士。
[–]Lakers RickySuela 28 指標 4小時前
It took Ty Lue only 3 games to break Doc's record when Doc had 8 years to set it? Yikes.
湖人球迷：盧這才來了三場就破了前任幹8年留下的紀錄啊？厲害！
[–]Heat Bakugoat- 於 4小時前 * 發表
Paul George said Clippers didn't celebrate Christmas with families until yesterday after playing in Denver. "I take full responsibility... Tough situation being on road on Christmas... I hope everyone enjoyed their Christmas yesterday and that was the reason for a sluggish day."
熱火球迷：喬治賽後表示：「我承擔全部責任……聖誕大戰去客場打很難受……但願大家昨天聖誕都過得不錯，這也是我們今天打得散漫的原因。」
[–]Lakers John_The_Reddit_Man 6 指標 5小時前
Today is the 27th Paul....
湖人球迷：椒啊，今天都27號了啊……
[–]Raptors jps78 829 指標 4小時前
So he takes full responsibility but then blames Santa?
猛龍球迷：所以他這是自己承擔全部責任然後算到聖誕老人頭上？
[–]Supersonics Historical-Author-49 70 指標 3小時前
logically this implies that Paul George is Santa Claus
超音速球迷：邏輯上而言，這說明喬治就是聖誕老人。
[–]doctt 30 指標 5小時前
Wasn’t Mavs on the road even longer?
Every contenting team plays on Christmas Day. Exactly half of them are on the road
What a stupid excuse!
難道快船之前就不是打得客場嗎？
每支爭冠球隊都參加了聖誕大戰。有一半都是打客場。
他這理由真是蠢！
[–]SIXArts 61 指標 5小時前
Paul George after Clippers get whooped by the Jazz: "We didn't get to celebrate new years, tough being on the road during new year celebrations.
當初被爵士爆錘之後喬治說過：「我們沒法去歡度新年，大家都在哈皮的時候我們還得打客場，這挺不容易的。」
[–]EricKillMongerz 208 指標 5小時前
Dude has an excuse for everything lol
這貨幹啥都能找到藉口，哈哈哈哈
[–][LAL] Kobe Bryant PM-ME-YOUR-FoUrSKIN 78 指標 5小時前
Loser’s mentality. It’s always something but it’s never just him
湖人球迷：輸家心態。總是別的原因，從來不是自己。
[–][GSW] Kevin Durant Draintheshots 14 指標 4小時前
My god, this mans ability to place blame upon others and even concepts/holidays is incredibly amazing. I'm in tears now scrolling through the comments.
勇士球迷：天吶，這人甩鍋的能力太出色了。我刷著評論已經熱淚盈眶了
[–][GSW] Stephen Curry FLUSH_THE_TRUMP 194 指標 5小時前
First Doc, then Jesus... this man would blame his own mama for a loss
勇士球迷：先是怪裡弗斯，這次是耶穌……這貨下次輸球怕是要怪他老娘了
[–]Lakers RickySuela 15 指標 3小時前
He's always getting shit on for good reason though, it's not like he's saying the right things and people still clown him, they're making fun of him for what he is saying.
湖人球迷：他老是被噴也是活該，還真不是他說啥好話了然後大家還抓著不放。
[–][LAL] Brandon Ingram HolyRomanPrince 15 指標 4小時前*
This dude will never take responsibility Ever. It's always this teenage mumble mouth double talk where they still find a way to slide an excuse in
湖人球迷：這貨一輩子都不會承擔責任的。總是像個小孩兒一樣嗶嗶個沒完還總會找藉口。
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來源：Reddit
編譯：雲長刮個痧