如果《哈利·波特》是恐怖片,那麼……

Not all of the characters from Harry Potter are so capable and many would surely die in a horror movie. Here are the ones that would go first.

在《哈利·波特》中，並不是所有角色都有能力在恐怖電影中活到最後，那麼誰的戲份最少呢？

Horror movies, with their jump scares and psychological twists and turns, can be a greatly cathartic experience. It is also fun to imagine who in a particular friend group embodies the character tropes of a horror film. Who is the promiscuous one? Who is be the "final girl"? And the million-dollar question: who will be the first to die?

觀看有著猛然驚嚇和心理曲折的恐怖電影是一種刺激的宣洩體驗。將周圍的朋友圈代入恐怖電影角色也是一件很有趣的事情。誰是交際花？誰是倖存者？還有最重要的問題：誰是第一個死去的人？

The Harry Potter franchise, with its magical creatures, mythological creatures, and spells, has more than enough terrifying characters to populate a horror film. Even though most of the characters are highly experienced with magic, not all of them would survive a horror film.

《哈利·波特》系列包含魔法生物，神奇動物和各種咒語，這些可怕的角色足以構成一部恐怖片。儘管大多數角色都有豐富的魔法經驗，但是在恐怖片中存活可不單單只需要魔法。

1

Ron Weasley

羅恩·韋斯萊

Ron Weasley is Harry Potter's right-hand man, even in the face of death. However, it doesn't mean that Ron Weasley isn't without any fear. Throughout the series, Ron has revealed that he is severely arachnophobic.

羅恩·韋斯萊是哈利·波特的得力助手，他甚至不懼死亡。但這並不意味著羅恩沒有恐懼。在整個系列中，他展現出了嚴重的蜘蛛恐懼症。

Ron is loyal to his core and would follow his friends into any situation. However, in the horror genre, there are more than enough creature features. If Ron were to find himself in such a film such as Eight-Legged Freaks or Arachnophobia, he might not last very long.

羅恩忠於自己的內心，會在任何情況下跟隨他的朋友。但是，在恐怖片中，最不缺的就是生物特色恐懼。如果羅恩發現自己處在《八腿怪胎》或《恐懼症》這樣的電影中，那他可能迅速喪命。

2

Neville Longbottom

納威·隆巴頓

Neville Longbottom, without question, has had one of the best character evolutions in the series. He went from cowering from anything to destroying Horcruxes for the resistance.

毫無疑問，納威·隆巴頓的角色成長是整個系列中最棒的。他從唯唯諾諾轉變為了抵抗軍重拳出擊摧毀魂器。

However, Neville is soft-spoken and scared of his own shadow, and that will not get him far in any horror film. If Neville were to find himself alone in a Nightmare on Elm Street scenario, alone and faced with his worst fears, it is unlikely that he will be the last one standing.

但是，納威說話輕聲細語，還害怕自己的影子，這在恐怖片中很難走的很遠。如果他自己一個人站在猛鬼街面對他最害怕的東西，他一定撐不到最後。

03

Arthur Weasley

亞瑟·韋斯萊

Ron Weasley's father, Arthur, has a kind heart, a strong sense of justice, and an obsession with everything Muggle related. But a "final girl" he would not be.

羅恩·韋斯萊的父親亞瑟，心地善良，正道的光，沉迷於有關麻瓜的一切。但他也不是最終的倖存者。

It would be very easy for him to get distracted while wandering around a haunted house and for whatever demon is haunting the residence to target him. He is also extremely trustworthy and loyal. Amazing qualities in everyday life; not the best if you're trying to stay alive in a horror film.

他在鬧鬼的房子中轉悠時很容易走神，這樣的話不管是什麼樣的鬼怪都會盯上他。他還是一個非常值得信賴和忠誠的人，但是別忘了這是恐怖電影，日常生活中的良好品質可能並不是最佳選擇。

4

Fleur Delacour

芙蓉·德拉庫爾

Fleur left quite a mark throughout the Triwizard Tournament (and not just because her Veela heritage allowed her to manipulate men). She also demonstrated that she is considered proficient in magic. However, it is unlikely that she would survive a horror movie.

芙蓉在三強爭霸賽期間為大家留下了深刻的印象（並不僅僅是因為她的媚娃血統可以魅惑男人）。她還非常精通魔術，但是她也不太可能在恐怖電影中活下來。

She has shown herself to be quite arrogant to those around her, which would not garner any support. The last thing one needs is to be left to their own devices in a horror movie.

她對周圍的人表現的十分傲慢，也就不會獲得幫助。在恐怖電影中，獨自一個人自行其是是大忌。

5

Gilderoy Lockhart

吉德羅·洛哈特

As a narcissist, Gilderoy Lockhart is the exact embodiment of a character that would not survive a horror film. In other words, the "jock" character. Every single one of his accomplishments has been plagiarized and he has no clue how to do anything for himself.

作為一個無比自戀的人，吉德羅·洛哈特是恐怖片中難以存活的完美典型。換句話說，就是炮灰。就算他的每一項成就都被竊，他不知道如何為自己做任何事情。

In a Friday the 13th situation, he would be more interested in impressing the other camp counselors than keeping his wits about him. Also, if he was still there by the climax of the film, he would be inciting panic instead of rousing support.

就算遇到十三號星期五，他也對向其他學校老師炫耀智慧更感興趣。另外，如果電影高潮時他還活著，那會是在煽風點火，而不是互相幫助。

6

Quirinus Quirrel

奎利納斯·奇洛

Quirinus Quirrel is the embodiment of timid and cowardly. The only reason that he allowed Voldemort to possess him in the first place was to gain recognition and not be denigrated anymore.

奎利納斯·奇洛是膽小和懦弱的化身。他讓伏地魔控制他的唯一原因是為了獲得認可，不再遭受詆毀。

Quirrell fainted when he ran into the Great Hall to announce that a Troll was loose. If he were to find himself in Halloween, up against Michael Meyers, it is unlikely that he would fight back or think quickly enough to figure a way out.

當他跑進大廳通知巨怪逃跑時暈過去了。如果他在萬聖節遇到麥可·邁耶斯（《月光光心慌慌》系列電影中的殺人狂），他估計不敢反擊，也不大可能想出什麼解決辦法。

外掛篇

當然，在恐怖片裡依然可以談戀愛。如果對象也可以成為角色逃開一死的外掛，那麼排名可能就會不太一樣了。比如羅恩雖然不太行，但是赫敏來一番靈異科學分析，可能就行了。納威雖然最終沒和盧娜在一起，但是如果有盧娜在旁邊，幾句話可能就把他從恐懼深淵拉了出來。走神的亞瑟被莫莉一把拍醒，「猛獸總愛獨行」的芙蓉也會有比爾護持。

洛哈特、奇洛之流可能真得自求多福了。

翻譯者：小水

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